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shoe

RT @hecksign: advice i was given for my trip to the persian gulf was to not hit people with my shoes. so i'm gradually weening myself off the shoe hitting

I eat food that falls and lands on my clothes and I'm proud to do it! Exception: sock or shoe #WhatiDoWhenIAmAlone

I would totally tap David Duchovny and say "hey, Douchovny." "Why no Red Shoe Diaries the movie?"

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actress

After watching Mad Men, I now believe those writers hate the actress who plays Betty.

I'd rather see #worldhungerends as trending, than an actress becoming a redhead for a movie role as trending.

Jennifer Lawrence beat Naomi Watts for best actress? Say what? #Oscars #rigged #keepingtheitgirlhappy

I'm watching Hanna. It's about a child actress killing everyone because she has to hurry up and wait...I think.

I'm still upset at the Academy for not awarding Cate Blanchett as best actress for Elizabeth. #Oscars #Iholdgrudges

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podcast

RT @murrayv: New Road Stories podcast is up! With George Carlin's opener @Dennis_Blair and host @murrayv. Get your ears on it!

I'm grateful for #comedians, their stand up shows and their comedy #podcasts. I'm happier because of them. #positiveenergy

RT @JohnHeffron: New Podcast is up, Shorter format, The Best Way To Lose Weight @heffronandreep #iTunes Listen,& Share

Comedians & comedy podcasts #3words

RT @murrayv: New Road Stories podcast is up!! With @freddylockhart and @mfaverman with your host @murrayv. All is right in the

Luckily there's comedy podcasts, because I refuse to touch a magazine full of cooties. #hotellobbies #DarlingNikki

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video

Human or Robot? Harder to Tell In Latest Bipedal Robot PETMAN Video @singularityhub #DARPA

‏RT @nancycasanova: New time lapse video of #LosAngeles via @LAObserved

RT @HollywoodHolte: Videos of puppies waking up, falling asleep, trying to walk, keeling over… the cuteness is to die for: #HappyPuppyDay

RT @LoniLove: "Kapooya!" Woman describing intense hail storm in #Texas goes viral. Video: "

A Skype interview with Comedy Central comedian Ben Hoffman's dad (Video) via @laughspincom #funny

WATCH: 'One Baby Band' Stars Multi-Talented 9-Month-Old

RT @HPGoodNews: Video of baby's impressive symphony is going viral #cute

food

Please, don't post any food porn or I will report you.

Whatevs, Alicia Silverstone. You can talk about important issues, but all I see is regurgitated food baby birdy style.

I eat food that falls and lands on my clothes and I'm proud to do it! Exception: sock or shoe #WhatiDoWhenIAmAlone

Chinese salad for my people who like food pictures.

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pants

It's called comfort food, yet your pants feel less comfortable.

Golfer Takes Off Pants To Play Out Of Water via @BreitbartNews

I see you there, not wearing any pants.👖

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song

Turns out I don't need an Adele song to cry anymore, thank you very much.

How about, any song playing where you're having enjoyable, consensual sex. #BestSongToHaveSexTo

The song Linger by The Cranberries is actually about farts.

Sparklehorse feat. Nina Persson - Gold Day (Music Video)

RT @Sarcastiker: @1MJ A birthday song for you. Happy Birthday.

We didn't own an Ipad via @YouTube #comedy #funny #humor #songs

About me: I cried the other day hearing a Selena Quintanilla-Pérez song aka Selena and I'm not even Mexican.

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comedian

I'm grateful for #comedians, their stand up shows and their comedy #podcasts. I'm happier because of them. #positiveenergy

Twitter / 1MJ: The best hair of the night ...

The best hair of the night goes to 🎤 Comedian @oldmanweldon @WhatsUpTLily

Twitter / 1MJ: 🎤 Comedian @imandyhaynes ...

🎤 Comedian @imandyhaynes @WhatsUpTLily

Twitter / 1MJ: 🎤 Comedian @ryesilverman ...

🎤 Comedian @ryesilverman @WhatsUpTLily

Comedian @JaredLogan @whatsuptlily

Twitter / 1MJ: 🎤 cutie Comedian @momandel ...

🎤 cutie Comedian @momandel @WhatsUpTLily

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stories

RT @murrayv: New Road Stories podcast is up! With George Carlin's opener @Dennis_Blair and host @murrayv. Get your ears on it!

RT @murrayv: New Road Stories podcast is up!! With @freddylockhart and @mfaverman with your host @murrayv. All is right in the

RT @murrayv: New Road Stories Podcast with @theheathshow @jamespconnolly and your host @murrayv. go. now.

RT @Jim_Glass59: @murrayv just downloaded my 1st episode of Road Stories,Looking forward to hearing it.Big fan of comedy podcasts.

#FollowAnyDay ➳ @murrayv New road Stories podcast is up! With @bobbycollins, Jimmy Burns and host @murrayv

host

RT @murrayv: New Road Stories podcast is up! With George Carlin's opener @Dennis_Blair and host @murrayv. Get your ears on it!

RT @murrayv: New Road Stories podcast is up!! With @freddylockhart and @mfaverman with your host @murrayv. All is right in the

RT @murrayv: New Road Stories Podcast with @theheathshow @jamespconnolly and your host @murrayv. go. now.

#FollowAnyDay ➳ @murrayv New road Stories podcast is up! With @bobbycollins, Jimmy Burns and host @murrayv

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