Chatter Matters

“...distances..& if you have dogs you can't really be unable 2 go the distance. Bu' got to PROPERLY PONDER his favourite SNIFFs today though.”

“Dog walk a bit of a trial - even though the more official SHEEPdog is away (NOT asa "Dog in a Manger". Could only manage max 1m per second.”

“...an RSI from restraining dog when he gets rattled with cyclists, diesel vans, Vin Diesel etc. That's DONE for my kettle & underpants thumb”

“Think tendonitis most likely pain-cause. I've been asleep and on waking it hurts MORE. Have no CLEAR memory of terribly BAD smash with dog”

“Mystery shin bone pain at 8/10 EVERY step. Accidentally kicked doorstep on way in - VERY painful. Had to cut dog walk short. Nothing VISIBLE”

“Have sewn up the dogs' balls again. It's very satisfying - although I barely ever do it. Like to pretend it is surgical...#NeatandEffective”

“The on-screen caption says they have an "EXPLOSIVE-SEARCH-DOG" #Subtitlershavinamaseeevelarf #TCR #Sky”

“Just got in with dogs as me render run froo completed - must check on t'other pooter and upload with Sky not Plus.”

“Y'know, if you HAVE a Corgi, they WILL do all your talking 4U. #ArgleBargle #Spitz #BigEars #TheKingsSpeech #Dogs #Thoroughbreds #Pedigrees”

“Nightmares. Dreamt dog had been run over. He woke me up with a choke so a temporary reprieve - perhaps all you can ever hope for. #Dreams”

“Fnerrrrf. Both the dogs are too tired to play. "It's dark," say they. "Don't you know what the time is?" #YouHavetoSayMrWolf”

“Dreamt the Bu' had a previous owner who explained how good he is at drawing by showing his ease with an easal & a painting past. #Pets #Dogs”

“Oh good. I've met a dog called "Stump". He looks like a Wolfhound or a Deerhound. Can I nick 'im ? #Skyrim #Gaming”

“Good games with dogs. Semi-juggling to do two at once in small confines. #TennisBallsaretheBomb #Pets #Dogs #Ruffery #Rompery”

“GREAT game with the dogs following some required intervention as Soph is having to LEARN not to bite the Bu's ears. #Pets #Dogs #Playtime”

“The Bu's devoured two Hi-Life Chews - he does LOVE these. #Pets #Dog Gonna have a look at my viewing YT channel. You can pin 10 faves.”

“The dogs are starting to play better together. It's so sad that the age gap is so big, though. The Bu' will only become LESS able... #Pets”

“King of the Castle SF let the instinctual 1 off in a really STUPID place again. Missing for some time AGAIN. She is not MY dog; or business.”