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BEFORE STARTUP IN NEW YORK, CHECK FOR LAWS FULL OF STUPID.

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IF STARTUP MORE LIKE FRAT PARTY THAN 20TH LEVEL ADVENTURING PARTY... YOU DOING IT WRONG. #NERDUP

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MAIN DIFFERENCE BETWEEN STARTUP AND SERIAL KILLER IS ONE CAN CODE. READ WHICH IN BRAD FELD INTERVIEW.

May 21 - Thenextweb òView More

PUNY BRAD FELD EXPLAIN HOW STAY MARRIED IN STARTUP. IT MOSTLY INVOLVE RUNNING.

May 21 - Thenextweb òView More

SOMEONE ELSE GETTING ORIGINAL ART FROM STARTUP YOU.

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PEOPLE COMPLAIN ABOUT PROBLEMS. STARTUPS FIX THEM. BE A STARTUP INSTEAD. #BETHECHANGE

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coffee

NOW. COFFEE. ALL OF IT.

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INSUFFICIENT COFFEE. MORNING WILL BE TERMINATED.

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@ElliotPoulter ME DRINK ALL THE COFFEES.

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BACON. COFFEE. BOOBS. REPEAT UNTIL AWAKE.

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ME, GRIMLOCK, SEND FEATURE ADVICE TO STARTUP ME ADVISE. FEATURE LIVE BEFORE COFFEE DONE. THAT WHY THEM WINNING.

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FIRST COFFEE. THEN MURDER EVERYONE. #TODOLIST

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bacon

#MEDRAW GRIMANDO CODY VS THE BACON MEN FROM THE MOON

May 20 - Twitter òView More

BACON. COFFEE. BOOBS. REPEAT UNTIL AWAKE.

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@NOEATF #NOEATFRIDAY AWARD FOR NEVER MIX GRIMLOCK BAIT WITH @davemcclure BAIT! BACON GET ALL SOGGY. @DieselLaws

May 19 - Diesellaws òView More

@AarthiD ANYONE GET LUCKY, MAKE BACON ONCE. ONLY WAY TO HAVE BACON EVERY DAY IS MAKE TEAM INTO BACON MACHINE.

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@AarthiD DELICIOUS JUST PROPERTY OF BACON OBJECT. NOT ONLY REASON SELL.

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@AarthiD BACON IS DELICIOUS. BEING DELICIOUS IS NOT BACON.

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noeatfriday

THAT IT FOR #NOEATFRIDAY! STAY TUNED FOR TOMORROW. ART ANNOUNCEMENTS HAPPENING.

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@NOEATF LAST #NOEATFRIDAY AWARD OF WEEK GO TO @tsunamino FOR #1 MOST INTERESTING AND SURREAL CONVERSATION. OR ELSE!

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@NOEATF #NOEATFRIDAY AWARD FOR... OK, LOOK. AT THIS POINT IT JUST PANDERING. @reece #DONTSTOP

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@NOEATF #NOEATFRIDAY AWARD FOR WHERE REAL STARTUP GET DESK? FROM OWN HANDS! @robzarry

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@NOEATF #NOEATFRIDAY AWARD FOR @techstars FOR ALL THAT DECORATING. STOP MAKE OTHER INCUBATORS JEALOUS! #UNTILSHOPOPEN

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@NOEATF #NOEATFRIDAY UPGRADE TO GRIMLOCKNAUT. BECAUSE HIM NOT ME FATHER. #TESTRESULTSNEGATIVE @Loh

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medraw

#MEDRAW VERY LAST POSTER DRAWING OF ALL. IT ACCURATE DEPICTION OF CREATION OF UNIVERSE. THE GRIMSTINE CHAPEL

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#MEDRAW THIS. IT BASED OF SOME OTHER OLD PAINTING SEE ONE TIME. ME CALL IT TITIAN'S GRIMLOCK OF URBINO

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#MEDRAW THIS. IT BASED ON NICE STATUE OF NAKED DUDE SEE ONCE. ME IMPROVE IT. ME CALL MICHAELANGELO'S GRIMVID

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#MEDRAW THIS. IT BASED OFF OLD PAINTING SEE ONE TIME. ME CALL IT THE GRIMLOCK LISA

May 21 - Twitter òView More

#MEDRAW #GRIMVENGERS THE INCREDIBLE GRIMLOCK

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#MEDRAW #GRIMVENGERS THE MIGHTY GRIMTHOR

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twitter

@BUFFERAPP NOT PICKING UP FAVORITES FROM TWITTER. THAT... ANNOYING.

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UH OH. STILL NO CAN POST IMAGES TO TWITTER, IT NOT THROW ERRORS ABOUT TWEET ANY MORE. @SUPPORT

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TWITTER HAVING PROBLEM WITH POST MORE IMAGES. WILL POST LAST 8 TOMORROW.

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OK, ME SEE HOW IT IS. TODAY TWITTER JUST GOING TO BE RT OF @BFELD INTERVIEW. TIME GO BACK TO BED.

May 19 - Thenextweb òView More

NOW ME AWAKE, SEE 3000 RETWEETS OF SOME ARTICLE WITH @BFELD. GUESS THAT MEAN IT TIME TO TWITTER.

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TWITTER. WHEN ME REFRESH CONNECT TAB, SEE HOME TAB. LOADING ALL CONTENT OF TABS ME NOT LOOKING AT JUST DUMB. @SUPPORT

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art

STUPID FASTCOMPANY! FORGOT MENTION ART BY GRIMLOCK! ON OTHER CLAW, BLASPHERIFFIC KATY PERRY PIC.

May 22 - Fastcompany òView More

ALL THE GRIMLOCK ART ON ONE PAGE? CALL 911, HEADS ABOUT TO EXPLODE. @skinnerlayne

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SOMEONE ELSE GETTING ORIGINAL ART FROM STARTUP YOU.

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SOMEONE GETTING ORIGINAL ART FROM BE ON FIRE.

May 21 - Feld òView More

FINAL POSTER UPDATE. WITH LOTS OF POSTER ART.

May 21 - Kickstarter òView More

OK. HERE LAST FOUR DRAWINGS. THEM FOR SERIOUS ART PERSONS. ME UP GAME LITTLE BIT.

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interview

MAIN DIFFERENCE BETWEEN STARTUP AND SERIAL KILLER IS ONE CAN CODE. READ WHICH IN BRAD FELD INTERVIEW.

May 21 - Thenextweb òView More

BY WAY, NO FORGET TO RT AWESOME INTERVIEW ME DO WITH BRAD FELD, SO REST OF PUNY WORLD READ IT. OR ELSE!

May 21 - Thenextweb òView More

ART STUFF GOING TO CONFUSE HELL OUT OF NEW FANS FROM @BFELD INTERVIEW.

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OK, ME SEE HOW IT IS. TODAY TWITTER JUST GOING TO BE RT OF @BFELD INTERVIEW. TIME GO BACK TO BED.

May 19 - Thenextweb òView More

WANT READ ME, GRIMLOCK, @AllenGannett INTERVIEW @BFELD? THEN READ THIS! OR ELSE!

May 19 - Thenextweb òView More

RT @AllenGannett: Coming tomorrow on @TheNextWeb! @FAKEGRIMLOCK and I do a 4700 word interview on startups, relationships, & FB with @BFeld. CC: @CBM, @Zee

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fail

WHY FACEBOOK FAIL? BECAUSE MATH.

May 23 - Technologyreview òView More

@tim846 IT DEPEND ON WHY FAIL. FAIL AND LEARN IS CORE OF STARTUP. FAIL AND LEARN NOTHING IS FAIL FOREVER. HIRE FIRST ONE.

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@adaptivecoach @barbaraormsby THAT FRANKENSTARTING. MOST STARTUPS FAIL BECAUSE TEAM, NOT IDEA. MAKE NEW TEAM FROM GOOD PARTS, WIN.

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SOMEONE NEED START FRANKENSTIEN.LY, FOR BUILD NEW STARTUPS FROM PIECES OF ALL THE ONES THAT FAIL. #DOITNOW

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@rbergin @orenjacob IT SAY IN QUORA PAGE. SOFTWARE FAIL TO REPORT ERRORS IN BACKUP.

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SHOVE ROUND GOAL IN SQUARE CULTURE, GET FAIL. NO DO.

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poster

FINAL POSTER UPDATE. WITH LOTS OF POSTER ART.

May 21 - Kickstarter òView More

THAT IT. ALL POSTER DRAWINGS DONE. NOW JUST STUFF LAST FEW IN TUBES, PUT IN MAIL THIS WEEK.

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#MEDRAW VERY LAST POSTER DRAWING OF ALL. IT ACCURATE DEPICTION OF CREATION OF UNIVERSE. THE GRIMSTINE CHAPEL

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@imjamesjlopez IF YOU NOT ONE THAT GET THAT POSTER, YOU NOT GET IT.

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12 DRAWINGS AWAY FROM TOTAL COMPLETION OF POSTER PROJECT. THAT GOING TO HAPPEN TONIGHT. #NOMATTERHOWMUCHCOFFEEREQUIRED

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@NOEATF #NOEATFRIDAY AWARD FOR FOLLOW PROPER PROCEDURE: 1. SHOW CEO POSTER 2. KILL IF NO LIKE @philomglol

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