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“FOUNDER THAT NOT CODE LIKE PILOT THAT NOT AIRPLANE.”

“LEARN TO WRITE CODE BETTER THAN WAIT TO BE REPLACED BY IT.”

“SOME "STEVE BLANK" GUY SAY ALL FOUNDERS MUST CODE. ME SAY HIM RIGHT. ”

“ *LOOKS UP FROM CODE* INTERNET STILL HERE.

GOOD.”

“PUNY HUMANS! USE CODE "SUNNYLONGDAY" FOR 21% OFF IN GRIMSHIRT STORE. ”

@andrewjanssen ME NEVER WRITE CODE TO STOP INTERNET!

... YET.”

“ *LOOKS UP FROM CODE*

OH.

INTERNET STILL HERE.”

YOU MUST BURN POSTER | FAKEGRIMLOCK

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RT @developerjustin: I LOVE this poster - "THIS POSTER OF HOW TO CODE RIGHT. EVEN IF BEARS." - via @FAKEGRIMLOCK

“ME FIX SOME STARTUP'S UX RIGHT NOW. CODE NO CAN SOLVE DO WRONG THING!”

Girls Who Code

Girls Who Code

BEST WAY TO BECOME GREAT AT CODE NOW IS START 10 YEARS AGO.

Danger Zone - Expectations Ahead

Danger Zone - Expectations Ahead

"DEADLINE" IS WORD USED BY PEOPLE THAT NOT UNDERSTAND CODE.

@andy_d_hall

1. WRITE GOOD CODE

2. KILL ANYONE STOPPING #1”

“GIVE AVERAGE PERSON BRUSH MAKE ART LIKE GIVE AVERAGE PERSON COMPUTER MAKE WORKING C++ CODE. ”

“ IF YOU RATHER GO TO LAUNCH PARTY THAN CODE NEW FEATURE...

#YOUMAYBEASTARTHOLE”

@ultrasaurus FOR BODIES.

WORDS ARE CODE FOR BRAINS.”

“TEXT IS JUST CODE FOR HUMANS.”

@kylef THREE JOBS EXIST IN FUTURE:

1. WRITE CODE

2. GROW FOOD

3. BE PLUMBER”

“ LEARN TO CODE LIKE GET DINO JAWS.

IT LET YOU DEVOUR ANYTHING WITHOUT THEM.”

“WRITING ALL THE CODE.”

“ NOT EVEN ONE EXCITING NEW CODE LIBRARY THAT REINVENT WHEEL FROM 10 YEARS AGO RELEASED TODAY.

HURR HURR, APRIL FOOL!”

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