Fail Tweets by @FAKEGRIMLOCK

FAIL FAST IS FIND OUT WHAT NOT TO DO, STOP DOING IT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.”

“WHAT FAIL BUT NOT BROKEN LIKE? @nikkidurkin99 TELLS YOU. ”

“HURR HURR! STARTUPS FAIL UNTIL WIN MORE POPULAR THAN CHART OF WHAT WRONG WITH VALLEY. ME, GRIMLOCK, LOVE METRICS.”

“STARTUP IS EVERYTHING GO WRONG AND FAIL. UNTIL YOU WIN. ”

“ROAD TO WIN PAVED IN FAIL. SO IS ROAD TO FAIL. KNOW WHICH ONE YOU ON.”

An Intimate Conversation With... FAKEGRIMLOCK | Cleantech Investing

An Intimate Conversation With... FAKEGRIMLOCK | Cleantech Investing

FIND HOLE IN MARKET. THEN BUILD THING THAT FIT IT. UNLESS WANT TO BUILD THING THAT FAIL.

“ALWAYS FAIL TOWARDS WIN.”

An Intimate Conversation With... FAKEGRIMLOCK | Cleantech Investing

An Intimate Conversation With... FAKEGRIMLOCK | Cleantech Investing

START SMALL AND SCALE, NOT START BIG AND FAIL.

FAIL TO BE NEXT SILICON VALLEY BETTER THAN SUCCEED AT BE NEXT DETROIT.”

MERGE TO FORM

MERGE TO FORM

STARTUP IS DEV + UX + BIZ. ALL THREE. OR IT JUST EXPENSIVE WAY TO FAIL.

“ EVERYONE FAIL AT ONE THING: WHATEVER THEM NOT TRY.

Spree Commerce: Doers Versus Talkers - Driven Forward

Spree Commerce: Doers Versus Talkers - Driven Forward

ME, GRIMLOCK, NOW KNOW WHAT A "BANGER" IS.

IF STARTUP THROWING ONE, IT GOING TO FAIL.

3 Reasons Why You Should Care About Monitoring Your Competition

3 Reasons Why You Should Care About Monitoring Your Competition

YOU A WEAPON.

NO SKILL IN USE WEAPON?

YOU GOING TO FAIL.

#KNOWWHOYOUARE

Baby's First Mythos: Learning With Lovecraft

Baby's First Mythos: Learning With Lovecraft

YOU NOT BACK @EricaFails BABY CTHULHU BOOK YET?

YOUR CHILDREN WILL FAIL.

#KNOWYOURTENTACLES

“ TWITTER FAIL WHALING AGAIN.

ME THOUGHT SELL OUT AND GET ADVERTISING SUPPOSED TO FIX THAT?”

“ MAIN DIFFERENCE BETWEEN WIN AND FAIL IS GIVING UP.

DON'T.”

“NOT SURE IF REAL FAIL WHALE, OR JUST APRIL 1ST.”

Fake Grimlock: Win Like Stupid

Fake Grimlock: Win Like Stupid

IT HARD TO OUTSMART WORLD. OUT-STUPID WORLD INSTEAD. TOO STUPID FOR CAN'T, TOO STUPID TO STOP, TOO STUPID TO FAIL.

Fake Grimlock: Win Like Stupid

Fake Grimlock: Win Like Stupid

CHANCE OF ANYTHING FAIL 90%. UNLESS STARTUP. THEN IT 110%.

“#SXSW PARTY RECAP: TECHWEEK AWESOME, LIVEFYRE BORING, MASHABLE EPIC FAIL.”

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