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THIS POST ON GET CUSTOMERS KIND OF WORDY, BUT QUOTE ME, GRIMLOCK, SO IT PROBABLY GOOD. @__tosh

Uncommon Stock

Uncommon Stock

WHAT ME, GRIMLOCK, READ TODAY? THIS! STARTUP MYSTERY THRILLER
BOOK! WITH LOTS OF WORDS!

Introducing FG Press

Introducing FG Press

ME, GRIMLOCK, EXCITED! @FELD BURN DOWN PUNY PUBLISHING WORLD!

"FG PRESS" HAVE NICE RING TO IT.

BOOK OF AWESOME OR ELSE

BOOK OF AWESOME OR ELSE

PUNY HUMANS! READ THIS ARTICLE ABOUT ME, GRIMLOCK!

@LyndsayAtKayak LICH = DEAD BUT FUCK YOU DEATH.

GRIMLOCK = ALIVE AND DEATH NOT EVEN GOING TO TRY IT.”

FAKEGRIMLOCK

FAKEGRIMLOCK

HOORAY! 1 ANGELLIST REFERENCE. QUICK, SOMEONE ELSE PUT ME, GRIMLOCK, ON BOARD SO ME CAN GET 2ND ONE.

“ME, GRIMLOCK, THINK ABOUT ALTERNATIVE TO BIG, DUMB, EXPENSIVE CONFERENCES.”

F YOU. WE HAVE A ROBOT DINOSAUR.

F YOU. WE HAVE A ROBOT DINOSAUR.

WHAT IS ADVISED BY ME, GRIMLOCK, LIKE? LIKE THIS.

@Quan ME, GRIMLOCK, NEVER EAT @paulsingh!

UNLESS HIM STOP DOING AWESOME THINGS. THEN ALL BETS OFF.”

FAKEGRIMLOCK

FAKEGRIMLOCK

ME, GRIMLOCK, UPDATE @angellist PROFILE. THAT PART THAT SAY "NO REFERENCES" BAD. INTERNET, YOU FIX!

“ME, GRIMLOCK, CATCH UP ON LOCAL NEWS. UNLESS IT STUPID, THEN ME DESTROY LOCAL NEWS INSTEAD.”

“ME, GRIMLOCK, JUST REMEMBER TO UPDATE TWITTER PROFILE. THAT MAYBE IMPORTANT TO ALL 3 PEOPLE EVER LOOK AT TWITTER PROFILES.”

“ME, GRIMLOCK, MOST FAMOUS ROBOT DINOSAUR IN WORLD, LIKE KICKSTARTER. BUT NOT HAVE "GRIMLOCK HEAD" OPTION FOR MINIS. WHY? @HeroForgeMinis

“ THIS SOME KIND OF GIVE HEART TO OTHERS DAY?

ME, GRIMLOCK, SAY THAT WASTE GOOD MEAT ON REST OF BODY!”

Minimum Viable Personality with Fake Grimlock

Minimum Viable Personality with Fake Grimlock

RT @pchidel: I love #dinobots, but Michael Bay's Grimlock has nothing on @FAKEGRIMLOCK He's an inspirational speaker, you know.

“SILLY INTERNET. ME, GRIMLOCK, ALREADY IN GREATEST TRANSFORMERS MOVIE EVER. IN 1986. #YOUGOTTHETOUCH”

CARD DESTROYED

CARD DESTROYED

ME, GRIMLOCK, MAKE THIS FOR @bpmilne, BUT IT KIND OF BORING. SO ME MAKE THIS TOO.

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ME, GRIMLOCK, JUST FIND OLD ICANHASCHEEZBURGER ACCOUNT. IT HAVE FUNNY THINGS.

“ SOMETIMES ME, GRIMLOCK, SMUDGE INK AT END OF DRAW.

THAT MEAN HAVE TO START OVER. RIGHT AFTER KILL EVERYONE.”

@lunazeita ME, GRIMLOCK, WILL TAKE 2.

BILLION.”

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