Grimlock Tweets by @FAKEGRIMLOCK

“ME, GRIMLOCK, HAVE ALL THE DEVICES! HATE ANDROID MOST. EXCEPT FOR BLACKBERRY AND WINDOWS 8. ”

“THIS DEVOPS AND DRINKING THING RELEVANT TO ME, GRIMLOCK, INTERESTS. @mattstratton

“ME, GRIMLOCK, JUST FIND OUT ABOUT SANTA HATES YOU. #CODEMUSIC”

“ME DO MARKETING: BUY GRIMLOCK STUFF. OR ELSE. ”

“TWEET FROM TODAY NOW IN TOP 10 FOR YEAR? ME, GRIMLOCK, SURPRISED. #HITANERVE ”

“FUNNY @SOCIALRANK LIST, ME NEVER TALK TO @modissimo. NOW ME, GRIMLOCK, WANT FIND OUT ABOUT HIM.”

@Dan_Rowinski ME, GRIMLOCK, NOT BE RELEASED BY APPLE IN OCTOBER.

PROBABLY.”

“IN GRIMLOCK LIST OF STARTUP PEOPLE, 80% OF TWEETS NOT ABOUT STARTUPS NOW. #SIGNOFTIMES”

“HURR HURR! STARTUPS FAIL UNTIL WIN MORE POPULAR THAN CHART OF WHAT WRONG WITH VALLEY. ME, GRIMLOCK, LOVE METRICS.”

“ ME, GRIMLOCK, NOTICING ENGLISH NOT HAVE GOOD ADJECTIVE FOR "LOOKS LIKE MULTIPLE SEXPARTS AT SAME TIME".

INTERNET, FIX NOW! #AIRBNB”

“BEST THING ME, GRIMLOCK, CAN SAY ABOUT GEEKLIST IS DELETE ACCOUNT PRETTY EASY TO DO.”

ALL THE FAKEGRIMLOCK

ALL THE FAKEGRIMLOCK

ME, GRIMLOCK, SAY YOU @AdamHann AND @MichaelFerrari SEE ALL THE THINGS!

“ME, GRIMLOCK, FORGOT TO PUT #DCTECH HASHTAG ON LAST TWEET. IT NOT FOR YOU OTHERPLACIAN HUMANS.”

@Miareeva @CynthiaSchames @anothercultland IT A GRIMLOCK WORLD. EVERYONE ELSE JUST LIVE IN IT.

FOR NOW.”

FAKE GRIMLOCK on Hiring for Startups

FAKE GRIMLOCK on Hiring for Startups

HOW TO MAKE TEAM: @maxua INTERVIEW ME, GRIMLOCK, ON BUILD TEAM FOR STARTUP THE DINO WAY.

Twitter / FAKEGRIMLOCK: IF ME, GRIMLOCK, HAD OWN ROMANCE ...

Twitter / FAKEGRIMLOCK: IF ME, GRIMLOCK, HAD OWN ROMANCE ...

IF ME, GRIMLOCK, HAD OWN ROMANCE NOVEL.

“PUNY @mattsta SUGGEST ME, GRIMLOCK, CREATE ROBOT DINO ROMANCE NOVELS. ME HAVE TO CONSIDER THAT. #GIRLMEETDINOTHENSEX #UNTAPPEDMARKET”

@JasonMillerCA @LinkedIn @avc THAT FIRST TIME ME, GRIMLOCK, EVER MENTIONED ON LINKEDIN.

ME PRETTY SURE APOCALYPSE HAPPEN NOW.”

“MOST OF TOP TWEETS IN LAST YEAR FROM PAST 2 MONTHS. ME, GRIMLOCK, GET DINOHEAD BACK IN GAME! ”

“IF ME, GRIMLOCK, SLEEP THROUGH DINNER WITH AD EXECS, NO ONE COMPLAIN. IT MEAN MOST OF THEM SURVIVE. #MARISAMAYER”

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