Grimlock Tweets by @FAKEGRIMLOCK

“ME, GRIMLOCK, WANT HILARIOUS WEB SERIES ABOUT STARTUP, EXCEPT IT ALSO ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE. IT CAN BE CALLED "THE STARTING DEAD".”

“WHAT? NO ONE SEE LAST TWEET? ME SAY TWITTER ALGORITHM PLOT AGAINST ME, GRIMLOCK!”

“ME, GRIMLOCK, JUST REMIND EVERYONE OF OLD FAKEGRIMLOCK CHEEZBURGER SITE ”

“ ME, GRIMLOCK, USED TO TELL JOKES ABOUT RECENT EVENTS.

THEN ALL RECENT EVENTS TURN STUPID AND TERRIBLE.”

“WHOLE GRUMROAD + TWITTER THING NOT ME, GRIMLOCK, FAULT.
PROBABLY.
ME NOT REALLY REMEMBER OTHER NIGHT. #BEER”

@theconq19 ME, GRIMLOCK, MARKETINGEST ONE OF ALL!

IN GOOD STARTUP WAY, NOT IN EVIL MARKETING WAY.”

@dancummings YOU SUGGEST ME, GRIMLOCK, A GOD?

NO THANKS, ME NOT INTERESTED IN DEMOTION.”

@Gastrograph PAID TO TASTE LIKE WHAT? BACON?

IF ME, GRIMLOCK, CAN PAY STARTUP TO TASTE LIKE BACON...”

“ UH OH. LOOK LIKE CRAP ON PHONE.

THAT MEAN ME, GRIMLOCK, NEVER USE IT.”

“ME, GRIMLOCK, LOOKING AT . IT SEEM LIKE GOOD MODEL.”

“ME, GRIMLOCK, EXPERIMENT WITH CREATE NEW EBOOK IN 1 DAY. ”

“.@visakanv ME, GRIMLOCK, MOST SURPRISINGLY PROFOUND ONE OF ALL!”

“STUPID SPRING.ME TWEET ON ME, GRIMLOCK, ACCOUNT WITHOUT ASKING! IT IRONIC IT HAPPEN WHILE ME DELETING ACCOUNT.”

“OBVIOUSLY, ME, GRIMLOCK, AT SOME POINT END UP WITH LESS FOLLOWERS INTO DRINK BOOZE. #NOREACTIONTOLASTTWEET”

“ME, GRIMLOCK, HAVE ALL THE DEVICES! HATE ANDROID MOST. EXCEPT FOR BLACKBERRY AND WINDOWS 8. ”

“THIS DEVOPS AND DRINKING THING RELEVANT TO ME, GRIMLOCK, INTERESTS. @mattstratton

“ME, GRIMLOCK, JUST FIND OUT ABOUT SANTA HATES YOU. #CODEMUSIC”

“ME DO MARKETING: BUY GRIMLOCK STUFF. OR ELSE. ”

“TWEET FROM TODAY NOW IN TOP 10 FOR YEAR? ME, GRIMLOCK, SURPRISED. #HITANERVE ”

“FUNNY @SOCIALRANK LIST, ME NEVER TALK TO @modissimo. NOW ME, GRIMLOCK, WANT FIND OUT ABOUT HIM.”

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