Humans Tweets by @FAKEGRIMLOCK

“HMMM... EITHER HUMANS NEED TO GET MORE INTERESTING, OR ME NEED TO UNFOLLOW SOME BORING PEOPLE.”

“THIS ONE OF THOSE WEIRD DAYS WHERE ME, GRIMLOCK, NO TWEET MUCH, HUMANS RETWEET OLD THINGS ON OWN.”

HUMANS THAT NOT OUT DRINKING YET, WHAT YOU OPINION ON THIS: ?”

“SOMETIMES ME THINK NO ONE GET CLASH OF TITANS REFERENCE THERE. STUPID YOUNG HUMANS. #REMEMBERSWHENFIRENEW”

“PUNY HUMANS! AWSOME @SaraJChipps NEED MORE HER. IF YOU SAME AMOUNT OF AWSOME, APPLY FOR JOB. NOW!”

“ME, GRIMLOCK, FORGOT TO PUT #DCTECH HASHTAG ON LAST TWEET. IT NOT FOR YOU OTHERPLACIAN HUMANS.”

“PUNY MARKETING HUMANS! @glehel WANT HIRE ONE OF YOU TO WORK AT @TenPearls. WITH HIM. THAT LAST PART ONLY DRAWBACK.”

“FOR MOST HUMANS, EVERYTHING IS MAGIC. THAT WHY IT GOOD TO BE A WIZARD. ”

“PUNY HUMANS! USE CODE "SUNNYLONGDAY" FOR 21% OFF IN GRIMSHIRT STORE. ”

“HOW ONE HUMANS APPLY BOOK OF AWESOME TO OWN STARTUP... ON CRUISE SHIP. ”

“THERE STILL 10 BECAUSE AWESOME POSTERS LEFT IN BASEMENT OF GRIMCAVE, IF HUMANS WANT BUY ONE. ”

“TODAY ME DO SOME PRODUCT TESTING, SEE WHAT KIND OF GRIM-THINGS HUMANS INTERESTED IN. #LEANMARKETING”

@gapingvoid THERE ARE ONLY TWO SYSTEMS. PHYSICS, AND HUMANS.

NEVER FORGET WHICH ONE YOU DEALING WITH.”

“HAPPY YOU NOT DEVOUR YOUNG YET DAY, MOM HUMANS!”

500 Startups: What's it Really Like for a Female Founder?

500 Startups: What's it Really Like for a Female Founder?

STARTUP HUMANS WITH EVOLVED BRAINS? ME, GRIMLOCK, APPROVE! THEM TASTE MUCH BETTER THAN OTHER KIND.

Fake Grimlock: Win Like Stupid

Fake Grimlock: Win Like Stupid

FOR PUNY HUMANS NEW TO INTERNET: WIN LIKE STUPID. IT THING ME, GRIMLOCK, WRITE!

BOOK OF AWESOME OR ELSE

BOOK OF AWESOME OR ELSE

PUNY HUMANS! READ THIS ARTICLE ABOUT ME, GRIMLOCK!

Customizable 3D Printed Tabletop Miniatures

Customizable 3D Printed Tabletop Miniatures

HUMANS! KICKSTARTER FOR CUSTOM 3D MINI PRINTSITE ALMOST REACH PULP NOIR. 31 HRS LEFT. GET OWN MINI NOW!

Customizable 3D Printed Tabletop Miniatures

Customizable 3D Printed Tabletop Miniatures

RPG HUMANS, YOU SEE THIS YET? @GeekyLyndsay @d20Blonde @wilw @GregStolze @StacyRex @TheUniverseGM @TheAngryDM

“ MERRY GIVE THINGS DAY, HUMANS! ME, GRIMLOCK, GIVE GREATEST GIFT OF ALL.

YOU GET TO LIVE.

FOR NOW.”

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