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The 12 Gods of the Internet [Pics]

The 12 Gods of the Internet [Pics]

ONLY PROBLEM WITH HILARIOUS 12 GODS OF INTERNET LIST? ME, GRIMLOCK, NOT ONE OF THEM.

“ME GOING THROUGH OLD FAMOUS POSTS, FIND OUT SOME NOT ON INTERNET ANY MORE. STUPID INTERNET!”

Fake Grimlock: Win Like Stupid

Fake Grimlock: Win Like Stupid

FOR PUNY HUMANS NEW TO INTERNET: WIN LIKE STUPID. IT THING ME, GRIMLOCK, WRITE!

Breaking News - ROBOT DINOSAUR KNOWS MORE THAN YOU

Breaking News - ROBOT DINOSAUR KNOWS MORE THAN YOU

ME JUST LEAVE THIS HERE FOR INTERNET.

FAKEGRIMLOCK

FAKEGRIMLOCK

ME, GRIMLOCK, UPDATE @angellist PROFILE. THAT PART THAT SAY "NO REFERENCES" BAD. INTERNET, YOU FIX!

“NO CAN INTERNET. NEED COFFEE FIRST.”

“SILLY INTERNET. ME, GRIMLOCK, ALREADY IN GREATEST TRANSFORMERS MOVIE EVER. IN 1986. #YOUGOTTHETOUCH”

BUILD IT UNDER YOU - COLOR 04

BUILD IT UNDER YOU - COLOR 04

NOT EVEN ONE PERSON NOTICE HUGE NERD REFERENCES IN @BFELD POSTER YET. ME DISAPPOINTED, INTERNET.

@gretchengiles INTERNET IS CURTAIN.

FOR EVERYONE.”

There's A Boom In Teaching People How To Code

There's A Boom In Teaching People How To Code

FUTURE OF INTERNET IS JR. DEV ON TEAM THAT THINK THEM CAN DO ANYTHING, KNOWS HOW TO DO NOTHING, TIMES EVERYONE.

Death of Madison Ave - Mad Mad Men - Driven Forward

Death of Madison Ave - Mad Mad Men - Driven Forward

SUCKER BORN EVERY MINUTE.

ONE MINUTE LATER, THEM HAVE ACCESS TO INTERNET. #QUALITYWINS

ME, FAKEGRIMLOCK: THE BOOK OF AWESOME

ME, FAKEGRIMLOCK: THE BOOK OF AWESOME

$1169 AWAY FROM KIDS AT @CODERDOJO GET BOOKS OF AWESOME. INTERNET, YOU CAN MAKE HAPPEN.

“ GOVERNMENT MADE EVERY COMPANY INTO A PERSON. INTERNET MADE EVERY PERSON INTO A COMPANY.

“ SPEND ALL DAY ON INTERNET LOOKING AT GIFS MAKE YOUR LIFE RICH AND FULL OF MEANING.

HURR HURR, APRIL FOOL!”

“ ON APRIL 1 INTERNET FULL OF OBVIOUS BULLSHIT NO ONE SHOULD BELIEVE.

WHICH PART OF THAT DIFFERENT THAN ALL THE OTHER DAYS?”

ME, FAKEGRIMLOCK: THE BOOK OF AWESOME

ME, FAKEGRIMLOCK: THE BOOK OF AWESOME

.@CoderDojo INTERNET! MAKE THIS HAPPEN! FOR KIDS!

ME, FAKEGRIMLOCK: THE BOOK OF AWESOME

ME, FAKEGRIMLOCK: THE BOOK OF AWESOME

JUST $4048 AWAY FROM SEND 500 BOOKS OF AWESOME TO KIDS LEARNING TO CODE AT @CoderDojo. ME SAY INTERNET CAN DO IT!

“RT @JHanlon: @FAKEGRIMLOCK is my favorite thing on the internet right now. Grew up a Transformers fanatic and now am agile ProdMgr--he's custom made.”

INTERNET VERY SLEEPY TONIGHT. MUST MEAN IT TERRIBLE TIME FOR ME TO REVEAL NEXT GUEST POST FROM BOOK.”

Content from WIN LIKE STUPID GUEST POST

Content from WIN LIKE STUPID GUEST POST

ALL ART FROM "WIN LIKE STUPID" IN HI RES, CREATIVE COMMONS. USE IF WANT, INTERNET! POST:

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