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“THERE ONLY 2 KIND OF INTERNET PROVIDER: ONE SCREWING CUSTOMERS, AND IMAGINARY ONE. ”

“ ME, GRIMLOCK, NOTICING ENGLISH NOT HAVE GOOD ADJECTIVE FOR "LOOKS LIKE MULTIPLE SEXPARTS AT SAME TIME".

INTERNET, FIX NOW! #AIRBNB”

“HOORAY! NOW INTERNET CAN IGNORE SOCCER AGAIN.”

“Photo: BEFORE ME FIND OUT ABOUT INTERNET. ”

@andrewjanssen ME NEVER WRITE CODE TO STOP INTERNET!

... YET.”

“ *LOOKS UP FROM CODE*

OH.

INTERNET STILL HERE.”

“ NO ONE CAN SAY LESS THAN THE REST OF THE INTERNET. YOU WANT TO BE HEARD?

SAY MORE.”

The Lean Brand by Jeremiah Gardner and Brant Cooper - Publishizer

The Lean Brand by Jeremiah Gardner and Brant Cooper - Publishizer

NEXT PLACE TO SEE NEW GRIMART? IN #LEANBRAND. INTERNET, MAKE HAPPEN.

The New Internet Gods Have No Mercy

The New Internet Gods Have No Mercy

RT @Awl: The New Internet Gods Have No Mercy -

The 12 Gods of the Internet [Pics]

The 12 Gods of the Internet [Pics]

ONLY PROBLEM WITH HILARIOUS 12 GODS OF INTERNET LIST? ME, GRIMLOCK, NOT ONE OF THEM.

“ME GOING THROUGH OLD FAMOUS POSTS, FIND OUT SOME NOT ON INTERNET ANY MORE. STUPID INTERNET!”

Fake Grimlock: Win Like Stupid

Fake Grimlock: Win Like Stupid

FOR PUNY HUMANS NEW TO INTERNET: WIN LIKE STUPID. IT THING ME, GRIMLOCK, WRITE!

Breaking News - ROBOT DINOSAUR KNOWS MORE THAN YOU

Breaking News - ROBOT DINOSAUR KNOWS MORE THAN YOU

ME JUST LEAVE THIS HERE FOR INTERNET.

FAKEGRIMLOCK

FAKEGRIMLOCK

ME, GRIMLOCK, UPDATE @angellist PROFILE. THAT PART THAT SAY "NO REFERENCES" BAD. INTERNET, YOU FIX!

“NO CAN INTERNET. NEED COFFEE FIRST.”

“SILLY INTERNET. ME, GRIMLOCK, ALREADY IN GREATEST TRANSFORMERS MOVIE EVER. IN 1986. #YOUGOTTHETOUCH”

BUILD IT UNDER YOU - COLOR 04

BUILD IT UNDER YOU - COLOR 04

NOT EVEN ONE PERSON NOTICE HUGE NERD REFERENCES IN @BFELD POSTER YET. ME DISAPPOINTED, INTERNET.

@gretchengiles INTERNET IS CURTAIN.

FOR EVERYONE.”

There's A Boom In Teaching People How To Code

There's A Boom In Teaching People How To Code

FUTURE OF INTERNET IS JR. DEV ON TEAM THAT THINK THEM CAN DO ANYTHING, KNOWS HOW TO DO NOTHING, TIMES EVERYONE.

Death of Madison Ave - Mad Mad Men - Driven Forward

Death of Madison Ave - Mad Mad Men - Driven Forward

SUCKER BORN EVERY MINUTE.

ONE MINUTE LATER, THEM HAVE ACCESS TO INTERNET. #QUALITYWINS

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