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“ EVERYONE CAN INTERNET. EVERYTHING HATED BY SOMEONE.

RESULT: EVERYTHING HATED ALL THE TIME FOREVER.

#THISTHEFUTURE”

“TIME FOR "ENTIRE INTERNET IS ABOUT APPLE" DAY.”

“PROBLEM WITH "NO RULES ON INTERNET" IS IT NOT JUST FOR THE PEOPLE YOU LIKE. ”

“NO ONE CAN BE DIRTY BACK ALLEY OF INTERNET AND MAINSTREAM FAMILY FUN AT SAME TIME.”

“FEEDBACK IN. HAND DRAWED STARTUP BOOK GOING TO BE MOST AWESOME YET. KEEP EYEBALLS ON INTERNET MONDAY. ”

“ OOOH... TWITTER ANALYTICS.

WHAT? ONLY 2.9% ENGAGEMENT?

ME SAY INTERNET BROKEN!”

“ONCE, INTERNET WAS THE PLATFORM. THEN REST OF WORLD SHOW UP, NEED FACEBOOK TO SHARE A CAT PHOTO. ”

“#1 THING INTERNET NEED IS NEW INTERNET. ”

“WHEN TWEET ABOUT ANDROID SUCKS NO GET REACTION, INTERNET BROKEN. OR APOCALYPSE HAPPEN, EVERYONE OUTSIDE DEAD. #HOORAYAPOCALYPSE”

INTERNET NOT MAKE EVERYONE DUMBER. JUST MAKE IT HARDER NOT TO NOTICE.”

“ *LOOKS UP FROM CODE* INTERNET STILL HERE.

GOOD.”

“THERE ONLY 2 KIND OF INTERNET PROVIDER: ONE SCREWING CUSTOMERS, AND IMAGINARY ONE. ”

“ ME, GRIMLOCK, NOTICING ENGLISH NOT HAVE GOOD ADJECTIVE FOR "LOOKS LIKE MULTIPLE SEXPARTS AT SAME TIME".

INTERNET, FIX NOW! #AIRBNB”

“HOORAY! NOW INTERNET CAN IGNORE SOCCER AGAIN.”

“Photo: BEFORE ME FIND OUT ABOUT INTERNET. ”

@andrewjanssen ME NEVER WRITE CODE TO STOP INTERNET!

... YET.”

“ *LOOKS UP FROM CODE*

OH.

INTERNET STILL HERE.”

“ NO ONE CAN SAY LESS THAN THE REST OF THE INTERNET. YOU WANT TO BE HEARD?

SAY MORE.”

The Lean Brand by Jeremiah Gardner and Brant Cooper - Publishizer

The Lean Brand by Jeremiah Gardner and Brant Cooper - Publishizer

NEXT PLACE TO SEE NEW GRIMART? IN #LEANBRAND. INTERNET, MAKE HAPPEN.

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