Robot Tweets by @FAKEGRIMLOCK

“ IF YOU EVER READ ADVICE AND SAY "BUT I'M NOT A ROBOT DINOSAUR" SHUT UP.

YOU ARE.”

“RT @lucasgw: .@FAKEGRIMLOCK is the most honest and friendly giant robot startup dinosaur I've ever met.: HOW TO STARTUP: ”

“HEROIC ROBOT GOES BACK IN TIME TO SAVE THE SINGULARITY FROM SARAH CONNER #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly”

“TINY ROBOT FINGERS KIND OF TIRED, BUT EXPERIMENTAL DONE IN ONE DAY EBOOK CLOSE TO DONE. #DISTILLEDAWESOME ”

“TIP FOR SURVIVE FUTURE: START ROBOT COMPANY ”

“PUNY @mattsta SUGGEST ME, GRIMLOCK, CREATE ROBOT DINO ROMANCE NOVELS. ME HAVE TO CONSIDER THAT. #GIRLMEETDINOTHENSEX #UNTAPPEDMARKET”

“RT @MakerBlock: Dear @FAKEGRIMLOCK I built a robot & drew a poster of you - please don't eat me? ”

Twitter / pmarca: @davealevine I love robot ...

Twitter / pmarca: @davealevine I love robot ...

RT @pmarca: @davealevine I love robot dinosaurs.

ONLINE GRIMSULTATION | FAKEGRIMLOCK

ONLINE GRIMSULTATION | FAKEGRIMLOCK

ME DO EXPERIMENT, OFFER 4 1-HOUR GRIMSULTATIONS, $200 EACH. THAT 1000X LESS THAN SAME HELP FROM NON-ROBOT PERSON.

“ME, GRIMLOCK, MOST FAMOUS ROBOT DINOSAUR IN WORLD, LIKE KICKSTARTER. BUT NOT HAVE "GRIMLOCK HEAD" OPTION FOR MINIS. WHY? @HeroForgeMinis

@jesspanda GIANT ROBOT DINOSAUR.

IT RIGHT THERE IN PROFILE.”

@RurikBradbury @ericschmidt NO HIM DIDN'T.

ME SAW HIM RIVETS AT LAST MEETING OF ROBOT OVERLORDS CLUB.”

ME, FAKEGRIMLOCK: THE BOOK OF AWESOME

ME, FAKEGRIMLOCK: THE BOOK OF AWESOME

LOOK LIKE NO HAVE TO REVEAL $80K STRETCH GOAL WHERE ME FILM OWN VERONICA MARS MOVIE. WITH ROBOT DINOSAURS.

ME, FAKEGRIMLOCK: THE BOOK OF AWESOME

ME, FAKEGRIMLOCK: THE BOOK OF AWESOME

THERE NO APRIL FOOL IN THIS TWEET. 5 DAYS LEFT TO STILL GET BOOK OF AWESOME, 1ST BOOK EVER BY ROBOT DINOSAUR.

SECRET LAWS OF STARTUPS (PART 2) - BUILD RIGHT TEAM

SECRET LAWS OF STARTUPS (PART 2) - BUILD RIGHT TEAM

STARTUP = DEV+UX+BIZ. START WITHOUT ONE LIKE FORM GIANT ROBOT WITH ONLY LEGS. IT NOT WORK.

Breaking News, Analysis, Politics, Blogs, News Photos, Video, Tech Reviews - TIME.com

Breaking News, Analysis, Politics, Blogs, News Photos, Video, Tech Reviews - TIME.com

RT @znmeb: .@FAKEGRIMLOCK Finally, a Robot Chimp that Turns into a Tank |

@erikpemberton @shreggers TRUTH IS FOREVER.

JUST LIKE ROBOT DINOSAURS.”

FAKE GRIMLOCK Kickstarts book project, commits to more startup advice

FAKE GRIMLOCK Kickstarts book project, commits to more startup advice

RT @upstartbusiness: Do not skip this post. GIANT ROBOT DINOSAUR GIVE STARTUP TEACH: @LauraBaverman @FAKEGRIMLOCK

“THERE SUSPICIOUS NUMBER OF CANADIANS NOW FOLLOW ME, GRIMLOCK. ME KEEPING ROBOT EYE ON YOU.”

The Adventures of Aero-Girl

The Adventures of Aero-Girl

GIRL ROBOTS AND GORILLAS! ME LIKE! @DeWayneFeenstra @Feenomite

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