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HOW TO WIN SXSW -- DINOSTYLE

HOW TO WIN SXSW -- DINOSTYLE

YOU MISS ME, GRIMLOCK, POST ON HOW TO SXSW? THAT OK, READ IT NOW FOR NEXT YEAR.

Twitter / FAKEGRIMLOCK: LAST MEETING OF SXSW WITH ...

Twitter / FAKEGRIMLOCK: LAST MEETING OF SXSW WITH ...

LAST MEETING OF SXSW WITH @JohnBPetersen

Twitter / FAKEGRIMLOCK: ME, GRIMLOCK, WAS HERE. WHERE ...

Twitter / FAKEGRIMLOCK: ME, GRIMLOCK, WAS HERE. WHERE ...

ME, GRIMLOCK, WAS HERE. WHERE WAS YOU? #SXSW

“WATCHING LAST EMBERS OF SXSW BURN OUT. IT PRETTY.”

HOW TO WIN SXSW -- DINOSTYLE

HOW TO WIN SXSW -- DINOSTYLE

PARTY AT #SXSW. GET DRUNK, HAVE FUN. MISS MORNING MEETINGS OVER COFFEE WITH SMARTER, MORE IMPORTANT PEOPLE.

HOW TO WIN SXSW -- DINOSTYLE

HOW TO WIN SXSW -- DINOSTYLE

ONLY IDIOT TAKE BUSINESS CARD AT #SXSW. IT SAME AS SAY "YOU BORING, ME FORGET YOU EXIST IN 30 SECONDS."

“MOST BORING TRADE SHOW EVER. #SXSW

HOW TO WIN SXSW -- DINOSTYLE

HOW TO WIN SXSW -- DINOSTYLE

EVERYTHING AT #SXSW IS BEST THING EVER, CHANGE WORLD ANY DAY NOW. THAT DAY IS NEVER.

HOW TO WIN SXSW -- DINOSTYLE

HOW TO WIN SXSW -- DINOSTYLE

GO TO SESSIONS AT #SXSW VERY IMPORTANT! THEM BEST PLACE TO SIT DOWN, CHECK TWITTER.

“#SXSW PARTY RECAP: TECHWEEK AWESOME, LIVEFYRE BORING, MASHABLE EPIC FAIL.”

“FIXING BUILD. EVERYONE ELSE AT SXSW GET OFF INTERNET SO ME CAN HAVE BANDWIDTH.”

HOW TO WIN SXSW -- DINOSTYLE

HOW TO WIN SXSW -- DINOSTYLE

FIND BATHROOM AT #SXSW LIKE FIND STARTUP THAT ACTUALLY MAKE MONEY. YOU NEVER FIND ANOTHER ONE.

HOW TO WIN SXSW -- DINOSTYLE

HOW TO WIN SXSW -- DINOSTYLE

ME EXPLAIN HOW TO FIND BEST FOOD AT #SXSW. IT NOT INCLUDE DEVOUR PERSON IN LINE NEXT TO YOU.

“INTERNET! THIS SXSW PARTY BORING! GIVE ME, GRIMLOCK BETTER ONE TO AWESOME UP!”

HOW TO WIN SXSW -- DINOSTYLE

HOW TO WIN SXSW -- DINOSTYLE

ONLY WAY TO GET GOOD HOTEL ROOM AT #SXSW IS WITH TARDIS. OTHERWISE YOU SCREWED.

HOW TO WIN SXSW -- DINOSTYLE

HOW TO WIN SXSW -- DINOSTYLE

ME, GRIMLOCK, JUST NAME DROP @davidcohen IN ARTICLE ABOUT #SXSW. BECAUSE ME CAN.

HOW TO WIN SXSW -- DINOSTYLE

HOW TO WIN SXSW -- DINOSTYLE

ME, GRIMLOCK, WRITE GUIDE TO HOW TO WIN #SXSW! YOU, HUMAN, READ AND SHARE!

“MAKING THE DEALS HAPPEN. #SXSW

“LUNCH. HUMANS AT NEXT TABLE DISCUSS D&D? AWESOME! #NERDUP! #SXSW

“MOST IMPORTANT SIGN TO LOOK FOR AT #SXSW? "24 HR BREAKFAST TACOS. WITH BACON."”

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