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“NEW TWITTER ALGORITHM WORST THING EVER. NEVER KNOW IF TWEET JUST BORING, OR NO ONE SEE IT BECAUSE TWITTER SABOTAGE YOU.”

“WHAT? NO ONE SEE LAST TWEET? ME SAY TWITTER ALGORITHM PLOT AGAINST ME, GRIMLOCK!”

TWITTER ANALYTICS SHOW TWEETS FROM TOMORROW? NO WONDER THEM NEED MORE BILLIONS. TIME TRAVEL METRICS EXPENSIVE!”

“WHOLE GRUMROAD + TWITTER THING NOT ME, GRIMLOCK, FAULT.
PROBABLY.
ME NOT REALLY REMEMBER OTHER NIGHT. #BEER”

“WHAT HAPPEN TO TWITTER? EVERYONE ELSE START USING IT. THAT WHAT ALWAYS RUIN EVERYTHING.”

“THAT IMAGE TWEET SUPPOSED TO BE "ENGAGE BEER" AND "UNLEASH VODKA", BUT ME THINK PUNY TWITTER SCREW IT UP.”

“ OOOH... TWITTER ANALYTICS.

WHAT? ONLY 2.9% ENGAGEMENT?

ME SAY INTERNET BROKEN!”

“IT HARD TO FOLLOW CONVERSATION ON TWITTER. STUPID TWITTER! ME WANT BBS AND USENET BACK. OR MAYBE TELEGRAPH MACHINE.”

“GRIM TRIVIA: OUT OF 1000 PEOPLE ON #NOEATFRIDAY LIST, 44 OF THEM NO LONGER ON TWITTER.”

“OK, ME FIX SPELLING. STUPID TWITTER NO HAVE EDIT BUTTON.”

TWITTER KIND OF BORING. SOMEONE INVENT NEW ANONYMOUS BITCOIN SOCIAL NETWORK. WITH ANTI-SELFIE FILTER.”

The Lean Brand by Jeremiah Gardner - Publishizer

The Lean Brand by Jeremiah Gardner - Publishizer

RT @JeremiahGardner: #LeanStartups want a s/o from @BrantCooper, @FAKEGRIMLOCK & myself on Twitter? Check out our Seed Startup Package:

“ME, GRIMLOCK, JUST REMEMBER TO UPDATE TWITTER PROFILE. THAT MAYBE IMPORTANT TO ALL 3 PEOPLE EVER LOOK AT TWITTER PROFILES.”

“ IT FUNNY, ME WAS GOING TO SKIP TWITTER TODAY.

THEN SOMEONE WAS STUPID.”

TWITTER FAIL WHALING AGAIN.

ME THOUGHT SELL OUT AND GET ADVERTISING SUPPOSED TO FIX THAT?”

FAKEGRIMLOCK Twitter | FAKEGRIMLOCK Trending

FAKEGRIMLOCK Twitter | FAKEGRIMLOCK Trending

TWYLAH GOOD WAY LOOK AT TWITTER THINGS. HERE ME, GRIMLOCK. IT LESS BORING THAN REGULAR TWITTER!

A VC

A VC

METRICS ON HOW GET KICKSTARTER BACKERS SO FAR:
46% - DIRECT
19% - KICKSTARTER
14% - TWITTER
7% -

THAT INTERESTING.

Tweetsofthedead News, Videos, Reviews and Gossip - Kotaku

Tweetsofthedead News, Videos, Reviews and Gossip - Kotaku

TWEETS OF DEAD GAME WHERE TWITTER EAT YOUR BRAIN? SIGN ME, GRIMLOCK, UP! ME EAT EVERYONE! #ZOMBIES

HOW TO WIN SXSW -- DINOSTYLE

HOW TO WIN SXSW -- DINOSTYLE

GO TO SESSIONS AT #SXSW VERY IMPORTANT! THEM BEST PLACE TO SIT DOWN, CHECK TWITTER.

“2013 - YEAR TWITTER BECOME MOSTLY USELESS FOR #SXSW? #SAMEASEVERYTHINGELSE”

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