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“I'd love to sleep for 3 days. Quit bragging, Jesus.”

“They call it 'Palm Sunday' because Jesus jerked off a shit ton when he realized he was going to die the following week.”

“I'm no Bible expert, but when Jesus said, "It's better to give than to receive," I'm pretty sure he wasn't talking about oral.”

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