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“My husband just sent me a text with a bunch of emoji in case you think the magic is gone after you have kids.”

“Parenting tip: Don't let anyone with a cracked iPhone screen watch your kids.”

“Those who had Catholicism forced upon them as kids naturally turned to alcohol as adults. So a Catholic drinking holiday is a bit redundant.”

“Before I had kids, I thought percentiles were discounts on kitchen floors.”

“"Sorry, kids. Candy's not for bratty little assholes." - Trix Rabbit posing as the Easter Bunny”

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