Life Tweets by @Gennefer

“May we all find such truth. "Writing on the Internet was a life-saver for me. On the Web, my real voice found expression." - Roger #Ebert”

“A few things in life bring moments of supreme joy like sex, donuts & #1600Penn. Tune in tonight or you hate happiness. @joshgad @JennaElfman

“The only thing better than being high on life is comatose on Ambien.”

“I was lucky enough to marry the love of my life and everyone should have that right. #MarriageEquality”

“ There's nothing in life two* margaritas can't cure.

*dozen”

“Everything I know about life I learned from Spencer Gifts key chains.”

“My existential crisis is that Twitter is the best distraction life has to offer.”

“Mercury must've been in retrograde my entire life. And by Mercury, I mean my Mom. And by retrograde, I mean 30 years of crushing my dreams.”

Life would be so much simpler if people came with video game ratings. Meet John, rated I for Immature or Tiffany, rated E for Everyone.”

“My biggest regrets in life are high calorie snack foods.”

“All my life decisions brought to you by no willpower.”

“The blooper reel of my life is a continuous loop of me lying in bed texting, dropping my iPhone on my face.”

“RT @Smethanie: If my life were a movie, the montage part would just be a bunch of video cuts of me staring at my phone in different outfits.”

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