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My son's Easter basket is filled with pizza rolls because carbs are my religion.
So, not one person was concerned that the moon was a big pizza pie and looming so close to earth it could hit you in the eye?
They should make Zoloft in those little Parmesan packets you can sprinkle on your pizza.
Ladies: If you want to attract a man, advertise the word "PIZZA" across your ass instead.
Unless your ass is made of pizza, don't advertise the word "YUM" across it.
How many pizzas can you fit in the trunk of a car? I'm carb loading for a friend.
Google Glass seems really impractical. Not one person in that video is lying in bed pants-less eating pizza, live tweeting 'The Bachelor.'
Are pandas another Twitter joke hack like pizza and despair?
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