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“My husband just sent me a text with a bunch of emoji in case you think the magic is gone after you have kids.”

“In America, we'd pick the next Pope like we do everyone else. On TV. In front of a panel of hack judges. Text 'PAPAL' to cast your vote!”

“Happy Hour in under 6 minutes: *pound 5 beers* *send incoherent texts to exes* *make out with an unattractive stranger* *dance* *pass out*”

“If I send you a text that reads "No worries," I'm pissed.”

“It really stresses me out when I see someone tweeting from their phone who still hasn't responded to my text. WHY DO YOU HATE ME??!”

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