Wine Tweets by @Gennefer

“I like my men like I like my wine. Screw offs.”

“I may not be able to turn water into wine but I can turn orange juice into mimosas.”

“If at first you don't succeed, wine, wine again.”

“Cool it with the organic wines, Trader Joe's. The only sustainability I care about when I drink is my buzz.”

“How do you guys not spill your wine on the treadmill? Wait, I'm not on a treadmill. OMG THE FLOOR IS MOVING!!!!”

“ It's raining in LA. Who's gonna deliver me motivation and wine?

Okay, fine, just the wine.”

“In case you think I don't understand loss, I'm out of wine.”

“The Vatican made all of @Pontifex's tweets disappear. I can do the same with wine.”

“It's important to let wine open up. That's why I drink mine out of a Big Gulp.”

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