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"Excuse me, is this an airport lounge or possibly a warm, luxurious ski lodge?"
Logan Airport. 5am.Woman next to me: "Do you have an early flight?"Me: "No, I just like hanging out at the airport at 5am."
I'm amazed I'm at the airport at 5am. I'm more amazed I don't want to kill people. I'm even more amazed that I'm not wearing any make up.
RT @AJPalz Pre-ordered @JimGaffigan 's book & found great place to put the mask he sent me #Jimgermeister #DadIsFat
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