Airport Tweets by @JimGaffigan

"Excuse me, is this an airport lounge or possibly a warm, luxurious ski lodge?"

"Excuse me, is this an airport lounge or possibly a warm, luxurious ski lodge?"

“ Logan Airport. 5am.

Woman next to me: "Do you have an early flight?"

Me: "No, I just like hanging out at the airport at 5am."”

“I'm amazed I'm at the airport at 5am. I'm more amazed I don't want to kill people. I'm even more amazed that I'm not wearing any make up.”

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