Santa Tweets by @JoyAndLife

“Interviewer:Name 4 types of cheese
Santa:Feta,Gouda,Bekhudi,Edam
Inrvwr:Bekhudi?
Santa:Hoshwaalon ko Khabar Kya, Bekhudi Kya cheese hai”

Santa in Electric Shop:
2 pankhe dena 1 ladies or 1 Gents
Salesman: Aisa nahi hota
Santa: Saale kaise nhi hota 1 BAJAJ ka de or 1 USHA ka”

Santa Mt Everest Pe gaya
3 Baba Baithe,Tambaku Ragad Rahe thhe
Santa-Baba Ye Kya hai
Baba-Masala
Santa- O Teri,Everest Masale Aap Banate Ho”

“Interviewer: Congrats, you are selected. Your 1st yr salary is 60,000 & next yr it will be 1 lakh.
Santa: Thank you.I'll join next year..”

“4 Sardar train k piche bhaag rahe,2 chadh gaye
Train me logo ne kaha
WELL DONE
Santa-khaak well done
Jana unhe tha, Hum to chhorne aaye thhe”

Santa~ yaar bahut raat ho gyi hai,
Aaj raat ko yahin ruk ja, subah chala ja
Banta~ theek hai yaar,
phir main ghar se night dress le aata hun”

Santa and his friends are caught by a tribe..
Tribe-leader: In sabko bandi bana do..
Santa pleaded: Nahiii nahiii mereko banda hi rehnedo..”

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