K A Iyer

Mom is sick and dad is out of city so wife and me doing the cooking. Suddenly sustenance takes precedence over grandeur.

Trolled dad by telling him we'll take my corolla out since its AC is way better than his Laura

Family doc looking for alliance for daughter and asked my dad for help. I am trolling my single friends by asking them for their jadagam.

Dad celebrating third anniversary of his company at Radisson Blu. Verrnaice dinner waiting for me.

I told my dad he should've bought 4 Micromax Canvas 2 phones instead of iPhone 5. If he'd thought of BB, would've suggested 40 Nokia 1100.

Ayyo dad is giving Viswaroopam review to all his clients.

Boss all of you shut up one person asked me if I was a professional singer yesterday ok? *breaks into a song*

Boss @achu17 the made me sing so sang adiye but this time I remembered the lyrics.

Boss all these ‘Find a girl who…' tweets are useless to me now so just shove it.

Boss you can be pope but you don't get to eat karadayan nombu adai because you don't have a wife to make you one.

So it seems one of my colleagues has a sister whose name is Abithakujalambal, so he actually found my EBITDA-gujalambal joke funny. :')

Science jokes RT @Blahkumaran what is the taste of eye candy

Also hoping Google Reader's death is an April Fools joke

so Google Nose is an April Fool's joke no?

.@Blahkumaran crack some science jokes

Thought of a #HAUN joke while in the swimming pool but won't say it because #decency

So many Indians don't have work, and you want to work 16 hours a day aa? Bigot

Bound to happen thanks to surge in Indian fans "@the_hindu: Real Madrid under EU scrutiny over alleged land deal"

luks lyk most partners of my firm in the yooyes are indians, especially gvlts and bongs

Nowadays every brand seems to be asking ad agencies for their own ad which makes fun of South Indians.

He said that South Indian contemporary art is one of the most under-valued in the world today viz-a-viz its quality. Any experts here agree?

One partner in firm visited office yesterday and spoke about his passion for South Indian contemporary art. It was enlightening

So I went to this Auto Supplier's office and they were very nice but a little grammatically incorrect. Their board asked me to "Cummins".

Still discussing MBTI in my office. *sigh*

Whether this will ever happen in India? RT @ReutersWorld: Italy's Prime Minister Monti says he "can't wait" to leave office #breaking

Didn't play holi. Came home just now. And wife is angry I came so late from office. Been one exhausting day.

Every office has that one irritating floo who doesn't know how to play tt but joins every doubles match and spoils it for others.

If office didn't insist on work getting done, more work would get done.

A tambrahm girl who likes her profits? A: EBITDA-gujalambal

Boss all these ‘Find a girl who…' tweets are useless to me now so just shove it.

Lol girl it seems RT @poeticgooner: One girl is all over the world and having adventures like in movies and discovery HD(yes both). JEALOUS.

One girl in this Neengalum vellalam oru kodi says that she wants to be a doctor to do social service. She wants to be a plastic surgeon...

One girl on FB is saying she had a baby girl and therefore is "top ON the world". Erm, does that mean she's trying again? #TMI

One girl posted photo of dead dog with caption "Aww". Why didn't world end, again?