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RT @D4NTheM4N: Well that didnt take long. Not Even 6-Second Vine Videos Are Safe From The Copyright Police
Since everyone is announcing job changes today... I'm opening a retail boutique - in Garnett, Kansas. :D #NotAprilFools #Yikes
I picked a pretty lofty number for opening weekend goals in my #3GoalMonte. Cmon Houston & DC! Let's have some goals!!!
Cultural Differences in Reading Faces via Neuromarketing - The hottest new thing in neuromarketing ...
Time to WIZ ON THE FIRE!!!! meet me @SportingKCWUFC and turn on NBC Sports NOW to experience the Sporting Way! #sportingkc
From Red Bulls-DC United to Sounders-Portland: How NBC's "Rivalry Day" will work #Tomorrow #MLS #LikeaBOSS
Hey! People of earth. An MLS game is starting now on NBC Sports. Stop watching Chicago & watch Chicago Fire vs New England Revs! Merci.
Oh hey there's soccer on the telly now. I believe I hear @KyleMartino too. NBC Sports - NOW. You don't want to miss Dynamo getting beat. LOL
Having Mother come in for Poulette store opening May 9 & Mother's Day @sherryliu! Very excited.
I have arrived at Mother's in Texas. You may now curtail missing person investigations to my ex-beaus and former nemeses, if needed. :-)
By the way, tonight Mother (who is now on FB) says to me "Who are all these weird guys you talk to on Facebook?" I didn't know how to answer
Proving people have no money-making shame... Fifty Shades of Chicken Review via @dailycandy
I really want this. I just have to stick it in line with other things I really want. Never enough time or money!
RT @mlsscores: MLS Scores:Real Salt Lake 0 - 1 Colorado Rapids - FT -
RT @ChrisSchlosser: Back for week 2 > MLS Stream of the Week: Watch Portland Timbers vs Houston Dynamo, Saturday, 10:30 pm ET #MLS
"Besler & Co." have snagged the ONE and only point ever to be scored in history in WCQ against Mexico. :-) I think that's right. #SexyPoint
40 yard run for Zusi to defend against the ball going in for Mexico. He's versatile, that one. ;-) #USMNT
RT @mbretosESPN: US doing what they have to do. If they keep this up, "Chepo" De La Torre, may be doing his final half time address as Mexico manager.