C.M.

I just want to sleep all day... and get cuddles.

RT @nixsidhe: I would like a hug, about an hour of cuddling, and 15 minutes of making out. Is there delivery for this? Like a cuddle-hooker? #cuddlehooker

Feeling a tad weird (sappy maybe?) and wishing I had cuddles right meow.

"If you give Carla a cookie... She's gonna want sex..."

RT @Leith_plz: MINT FLAVORED BIRTH CONTROL RIGHT BEFORE SEX CALLED PREDICKAMENTS

RT @CauseWereSexual: Sex

Don't get divorced because your children will have sex with cars.

The only thing TLC has taught me is that Mr. & Mrs. Duggar like to have a lot of sex.

Tabletop gaming is historically the OPPOSITE of tabletop sex.

This will continue to be the week of little sleep. Can't wait for Saturday night. *flail*

I have a headache. *flails* *drinks more caffeine anyway*

*HATE FLAILS*

"What do bunnies and eggs have to do with Jesus?" NOTHING, but they have everything to do with Spring/fertility/old pagan celebrations.

If someone brings me an egg, a stick of butter and a cup of coffee w/ milk & sugar, then we can have cookies for dinner.

RT @surfcottage: Guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? It's so annoying. Guys: ew fat chicks.

I'm too lazy to watch Girls so can I just wiki it? That's cool, right?

RT @JulieOfcharsky: My hips don't lie in that they reflect the fact that I eat a lot of pizza.

Excuse me, roommate, could you please remove your friend who's been sleeping on the couch so I can make a pizza without feeling awkward?