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RT @nixsidhe: I would like a hug, about an hour of cuddling, and 15 minutes of making out. Is there delivery for this? Like a cuddle-hooker? #cuddlehooker
There's a special place in hell for women who get in the bathroom stall next to me when it's otherwise empty.
RT @stillgray: Comments Aren't Disabled: Here's What People Are Saying About Tropes vs Women
RT @Leith_plz: MINT FLAVORED BIRTH CONTROL RIGHT BEFORE SEX CALLED PREDICKAMENTS
If someone brings me an egg, a stick of butter and a cup of coffee w/ milk & sugar, then we can have cookies for dinner.
"What do bunnies and eggs have to do with Jesus?" NOTHING, but they have everything to do with Spring/fertility/old pagan celebrations.
RT @JulieOfcharsky: My hips don't lie in that they reflect the fact that I eat a lot of pizza.