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This girl just said "LOL" instead of laughing. I'm done being a part of this planet.
Girl's status: "Taken
I saw a fat girl buying pepper spray, I admire her optimism.
How girls put on their pants: *left leg* *right leg* *wiggle* *wiggle* *twerk* *jump* *jump* *squat* *stretch* Done
Attractive girls are always the most insecure. While these Shrek looking bitches, walk around thinking their the shit.
( ._.) ( ._.) (._.) (._. ) (._. )( -_-) ( -_-) (O.O) (-_- ) (-_- )( '-') ( '-') ('-') ('-' ) ('-' ) Opening a pack of gum at school
School starts with "S" and so does Slavery.Coincidence? I think not
What I said: I forgot my book.What the teacher heard: I hate school, I hate you, & I don't want to make something out of my life.
If only school was as easy as half the girls in it.
I use to think guns were loud until I drop the damn shampoo bottle in the shower.
Everyday, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.Help end the violence.Eat bacon.
I don't get why people find drunk texts annoying. You're the person they're thinking of when their brain can't even function properly.
Where did Emily go after the explosion?Everywhere
I wonder if turning gay is kinda like turning into a werewolf. Ohh My God, whats happening... I'm turning *rainbow explosion* FAABUULOUUSS
Seeing friends fight<<<<<<
Men use love to get sex.Women use sex to get love.I use coupons to get tacos.
Don't try to understand women... Women understand women and they hate each other.
"pay attention to me when I'm ignoring you"-women
"That guy is such a douchebag! Is he single? Maybe I can fix him." - women
Remember when you thought you couldn't live without that one person in your life? Well look at you now, all living and shit.
You: Are you allowed in your moms room?Friend: Yeah.You: Good, can you grab my pants?
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