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“ This girl just said "LOL" instead of laughing.

I'm done being a part of this planet.”

Girl's status: "Taken ”

“I saw a fat girl buying pepper spray, I admire her optimism.”

“How girls put on their pants: *left leg* *right leg* *wiggle* *wiggle* *twerk* *jump* *jump* *squat* *stretch* Done”

“ Attractive girls are always the most insecure.

While these Shrek looking bitches, walk around thinking their the shit.”

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