Phone Tweets by @MyKindOfJokes

“I hope I never go to jail because I haven't memorized a phone number since 2001.”

“The Cell Phone Restaurant Challenge:
Phones must be stacked in a pile during a
meal. The first person to check their
phone pays the bill.”

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