Women Tweets by @MyKindOfJokes

“Men use love to get sex.
Women use sex to get love.
I use coupons to get tacos.”

“ Don't try to understand women...

Women understand women and they hate each other.”

“"pay attention to me when I'm ignoring you"
-women

“"That guy is such a douchebag! Is he single? Maybe I can fix him." - women

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