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Looks like ninja is gonna need to go on an undercover mission to feed Gwyneth Paltrow's kids some friggin carbs.
Hey Hipster Spider-Man, I know you want to research your dead parents but stop trying to make Bing a thing.
Watching The Amazing Spider-Man. They really should have just named it Hipster Spider-Man.
When do you think hipsters will start using flash powder cameras?
In Peter Cottontail, the villian Irontail has a vendetta vs children because a girl once stepped on his tail. Overreact much? #Easter
Anyone up for filming a Life of Pi spoof where a kid gets stuck on a boat with K-Pop star, Psy? #lifeofpsy
Hello Father, hello Mother, my rhymes more fertile than Jim-Bob Dugger.
When my mother has a question, she still asks Jeeves. #facepalm
I feel sorry for Amanda Knox simply for the amount of hand motions she's going to have to sit through in Italian courtrooms.
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