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In order to fix problems like Apple's tax dodge, we should get rid of the corporate income tax: #slatepitches
Stop Hating on the IRS #slatepitches
#slatepitches Google Glass is the opposite of lame--it's actually better than a smartphone:
If we're going to survive a future mass extinction event, we're going to need a space elevator: #slatepitches
How the current trio of scandals could end up being good for Obama's legislative agenda: #slatepitches
Anchovies make everything taste better, even for kids: #slatepitches
The case against dogs: #slatepitches
We want more Betty Francis! #MadMen #slatepitches
Someone wrote the case against the Great Gatsby and it wasn't us: #slatepitches
The starving Jamestown settlers were cannibals. Good for them! #slatepitches #PlotzPitches
American public schools need to get rid of grades: #slatepitches
Gila monsters aren't really monsters: #slatepitches
Stop shining about air travel--it's actually better than ever: #slatepitches
Legalize polygamy! #slatepitches #forserious
Why you should forgive Anthony Weiner: #slatepitches #weinerpitches
Yes, we're in a permanent campaign. Why that's a good thing: #slatepitches
US infrastructure is actually getting better, not worse. Tangible proof: #slatepitches
Buying a large house is a great way to save money: #slatepitches
You don't need to choose between shaken or stirred: #MartiniMadness #slatepitches
Romeo and Juliet Is a Terrible Play, and David Leveaux Can't Change That #slatepitches