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RT @Fake_Dispatch: Remember that one time when Twitter was down, so you went to Facebook and told them Twitter was down and they said, "What?"
Twitter is life as it happens.
Facebook is two day old TiVo.
RT @FilmLadd: Breaking: (Reuters): Facebook to write software for DHS to run its 3,000 drones. Zuckerberg: "If anybody knows how to stalk, it's us!"
RT @Fake_Dispatch: Facebook changes to come next week. Instead of asking, "What's on your mind?" It will say, "Give me your wallet and no one gets hurt."
I've been spending a little more time on Facebook lately but quite frankly, you people have a MUCH BETTER sense of humor.
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