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RT @Fake_Dispatch: Remember that one time when Twitter was down, so you went to Facebook and told them Twitter was down and they said, "What?"
RT @FilmLadd: Breaking: (Reuters): Facebook to write software for DHS to run its 3,000 drones. Zuckerberg: "If anybody knows how to stalk, it's us!"
RT @Fake_Dispatch: Facebook changes to come next week. Instead of asking, "What's on your mind?" It will say, "Give me your wallet and no one gets hurt."
I've been spending a little more time on Facebook lately but quite frankly, you people have a MUCH BETTER sense of humor.
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