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SMBC - Internet fights, the anatomy
My internet was down most of the weekend, and I don't feel old, out of touch, stressed out or anything. Cleaned home, sorted ebooks, studied
There's a special hell for people who release amazing gifs on the internet without revealing the source
Every once in a while when I think I've heard it all/seen it all, the internet slaps me in the face. TIL about Necro-enema fetishists.
Sometimes when you restart chrome you wish you landed on an internet which was less familiar and more entertaining. Or at least, different
People wait for academy awards and other red carpets just for the boobs. Internet has taught me this.
I was pissed off at the crap Beyonce's pictures got, simply for being non-glamorous. We are so petty, internet. Fortunately Katy Perry
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