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My children are the most helpless of all helpless beings. And trust me, I know helpless. I was a houseboy at a sorority for one semester.
"29% of parents of 18- to 35-year-old children continue to pay their cell phone bill after their kids move out."
I am perpetually waiting on my children to complete the most basic tasks every morning.
"Tiny Butler?" Child please.
My children are attempting to fart on each other. Some parents might intervene but I realize both could learn a lifelong lesson here.
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