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Sorry I didn't like the picture of your meal you posted on Instagram because I couldn't tell what it was.
Rejected Instagram names:
I don't believe in superstition but it sure seems like this full moon is making a lot of people on Instagram post pictures of the moon.
What's that one religion where the girls have to paint crazy designs on their nails and put them on Instagram weekly?
RT @nickmastodon: wtf is a latergram? Aren't all photos on Instagram posted after they were taken?
RT @debenham: Instagram's new features led me to accidentally label someone's foyer photo as 'inappropriate.' Looking back, though, I stand by it.
Want to feel old? On Instagram people are posting wedding pics of their grandparents that are in color now.
RT @robfee: Today was so hot, if it had an Instagram account creepy, middle aged men would comment "wow" & "stunning" on all of its pictures.
Wait, Instagram is owned by Facebook? Vine got straight Winklevossed yo.
Waiting for the Instagram update that shows how long a video is going to be so I don't suffer through the bad ones.
RT @JennyJohnsonHi5: Not sure video Instagram is a good idea. I've never looked at a picture of someone's dinner and thought, "If only I could hear this."
RT @CollegeHumor: Instagram now offers video in an effort to make it less unique.
Testing the Kelvin filter on Instagram videos to make a mini episode of CSI: Miami
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