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I heard there are kids going around randomly knocking people out. Too bad the only folks that deserve it stay inside on their laptops.
RT @robfee: I'm no scientist, but I feel like the technology in Honey I Shrunk the Kids could've quickly solved the dilemma in Honey I Blew Up the Baby.
My generation has a really hard time of letting its adolescence go. As adults we buy all the stuff we had as kids. We're the Baby Consumers.
Anyone know any kids who are earnestly going as Hannah Montana this year? I want to hug them.
Kids can't get enough of stickers. "Just one more!" It's like adults and tattoos.
RT @GhostPanther: I tell my kids if they study & work hard & then get hit on head & forget everything they can always write "worst dressed" lists.
Snakes and Ladders became Chutes and Ladders because it was giving kids nightmares.
I put chips in my tea kettle to cook but they ended up soggy so don't believe everything that you read on the bag, kids.
RT @CheThinks: I dont trust comic con. All those nerdy, socially awkward white kids in trench coats? I watch the news.
RT @LisaGoodwin1: Tell me why the Bradys have all 6 kids in 2 bedrooms but a full time live-in maid
RT @MaraWritesStuff: Hey kids, remember the feeling you got when you cleaned your room without being asked and no one noticed? That's what adulthood's like.
People who say they can taste a difference among wines are the same people who said they could see Magic Eye pictures as kids.
Do we have ads yet that shame women for having kids too late in life? Crying Baby caption, "All the kids at school think you're my grandma."
Parents That Publicly Shame Their Kids for Acting Out to Seek Attention Get Internet Press and Bask in Same Attention
Remember kids they're selling Halloween candy now so the stuff that the old lady on your block hands out will be super stale.
Dropped a screw from my glasses kit. I feel like Rick Moranis in Honey, I Shrunk the Kids.
RT @NotJPo: I wanted to go to the beach but my husband and 3 kids didn't so we compromised and went to the beach >:)
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