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Food as Kids See It
Zucchini: gross cucumber
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What are your thoughts on the new "Whizzing" trend? Kids that pee themselves publicly. Has the need for fame and attention gone too far?
Bored at a restaurant? Do what I do: cut an imaginary steak. Make kids jealous.
I'm a little teapot short and stout/Here is my handle, where is your mom... - your brother babysitting your kids
The top slang word of 2013 I heard a lot was "turnip" and it's like I didn't know that many kids were into vegetables.
I have no real reason for why I don't do drugs except that I feel I should set an example for kids that don't know why they do what they do.
Kids wouldn't be so enthusiastic about learning to count if they knew their skill would be used against them in time outs.
I heard there are kids going around randomly knocking people out. Too bad the only folks that deserve it stay inside on their laptops.
RT @robfee: I'm no scientist, but I feel like the technology in Honey I Shrunk the Kids could've quickly solved the dilemma in Honey I Blew Up the Baby.
My generation has a really hard time of letting its adolescence go. As adults we buy all the stuff we had as kids. We're the Baby Consumers.
Anyone know any kids who are earnestly going as Hannah Montana this year? I want to hug them.
Kids can't get enough of stickers. "Just one more!" It's like adults and tattoos.
RT @GhostPanther: I tell my kids if they study & work hard & then get hit on head & forget everything they can always write "worst dressed" lists.
Snakes and Ladders became Chutes and Ladders because it was giving kids nightmares.
I put chips in my tea kettle to cook but they ended up soggy so don't believe everything that you read on the bag, kids.
RT @CheThinks: I dont trust comic con. All those nerdy, socially awkward white kids in trench coats? I watch the news.
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