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So come on down to de Blasio's! Where the pizza is hot and the prices are right! Also I am your mayor now.
New York City has a new mayor in de Blasio. I wonder how many of its citizens voted for him because they were hungry for pizza.
RT @erinjudge: When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's insomnia.
The government can't spend money until laws are passed. Reminds me of the shutdown of 1995 when I couldn't buy pizza due to being grounded.
RT @samir: Some things that taste better than skinny feels:
- Fried chicken
- Ice cream
- Sesame chicken
RT @carriegravenson: Just passed a farm stand that had 10 avocados for a dollar. Yeah, but a slice of decent pizza here is 43 dollars.
Based on the true story of a man's frivolous spending on plastic furniture & addiction to pizza rolls. Leo DiCaprio IS The Wolf of Walmart.
RT @Randazzoj: Women are like cats and men are like dawgs and old people are like frozen pizza rolls and cats are like John Stamos and fish are like fish.
Lunchables always wanted to put you to work. "This isn't pizza. This is groceries."
RT @justincousson: I walk into your party. Impressed, I ask "who got delivery pizza?"
I love all things French. The people, the paintings, the bread pizza.
Weird what gets referred to as a pie. Meat and potato casseroles, pizza, the Pop-Tarts at McDonalds...
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