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Turns out: even if it's NOT on a bagel you can eat pizza anytime.
I remember a simpler time when we used to have to be bribed with pizza to do our summer reading.
RT @rachelmillman: I Have No Money And I Must Eat I Have No Voice And I Want To Scream I Have A California Pizza Kitchen Gift Card
I've got it: pizza-flavored tooth paste! *a group of kids hoists me on their shoulders* *I throw a newsboy cap in the air*
RT @AndyKindler: Ellen should say: We're halfway through........the pizza bit! #Ocsars
It's taking a really long time to clear three pizzas in a room full of hundreds. #AcademyAwards
"Lupita, you want some pizza?" Is the new "Oprah: Uma. Uma: Oprah" #AcademyAwards
When pizza's on a bagel you can eat pizza anytime. Except at a murder trial, apparently. False advertising.
So come on down to de Blasio's! Where the pizza is hot and the prices are right! Also I am your mayor now.
New York City has a new mayor in de Blasio. I wonder how many of its citizens voted for him because they were hungry for pizza.
RT @erinjudge: When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's insomnia.
The government can't spend money until laws are passed. Reminds me of the shutdown of 1995 when I couldn't buy pizza due to being grounded.
RT @samir: Some things that taste better than skinny feels:
- Fried chicken
- Ice cream
- Sesame chicken
RT @carriegravenson: Just passed a farm stand that had 10 avocados for a dollar. Yeah, but a slice of decent pizza here is 43 dollars.
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