RT @causticbob: Sign by a road outside a church: Honk if you love Jesus. Grafitti added below: Text while driving if you wish to meet Him.
RT @TheFactsBook: There is a "Church of Google" that believes Google is the closest humans have come to encountering God, and that Google is a she.
Thank God there's no kupanda mbegu nonsense in my church. Total exploitation by people who should be helping us.
Visited my home church today. Not been there for a good one year. What being away from home for long does to you. Changed place. New priest
Woot woot RT @maktejah Penye weh huwalambia "@_Kilunda_: bigwigs wamesema church ni wapi leo?"
Kuna ubaya? hehe "@Double_G_TV: Lol! U guy, naskia u used to lead church service back in highschool??!! @echenze mtu Reverend Chenze!"
Now that I'm from church and I've got nothing interesting to tweet can't I just request the NSA to tweet for me?
Kanisa 2.0 #DigitalTimes » Church allows faithful to swipe their tithe
Got to my local church late today and missed the Palm Sunday procession. Still regretting why I missed out. First time in over 10 years.
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