If they were all Kenyans, buyers of the iPhone 5c would be ardent fans of Teacher Wanjiku's dead show.
RT @TheUnitedGuy_: Fans from other clubs believe in David Moyes more than we do. Not sure whether I should laugh or cry.
RT @kevin_seth: Ah. Yes. "Loyal" United fans. You make me sick.
RT @Kahush: "Have you ever seen people queuing to buy a Galaxy device?" This line by Apple fans always wins.
"@RickyMuus: Great advice for #ManU fans, KILL YOURSELVES!" so that you can inherit our lands?
RT @mufcvoice: If #mufc fans feel let down by ONLY signing world class #mata imagine the majority of other clubs around Europe where NOTHING has happened
RT @Tmwakesi: I dont u'stand the gripe with Arsenal fans. A few days ago-they were all over with Ozil, Ramsey, Giroud, Wilshere....#TransferDeadline
RT @Football__Tweet: More good news for Manchester United fans - Negotiations have started with Wayne Rooney over a new contract. #MUFC
RT @sitati: I know of some niggas who ran away from different teams to united because > trophys. This is just a season to clear away fake united fans.
RT @locallink57: This is Soul Destroying for us fans, we need a good second half performance now.
RT @philmcnulty: David Moyes not having the best of days here, Thousands of Chelsea fans singing: "David Moyes - We Want You To Stay," HT: 2-0.
RT @GeniusFootball: Chelsea fans singing: "MOYES we want you to stay, MOYES we want you to stay".
Also, how can Balon D'or be a curtain raiser for a football match where the teams involved have... Never mind. Shallow fans
The MUFC home fans are absolute class. The GGMU chants. Talk of getting behind your team. Unlike us fake overseas c**nts shifting teams.
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