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RT @soccerpaedia: Fergie used to threaten DeGea with rumored bids for Begovic and that boy stepped up his game.
RT @jamie_kop: This season
#LFC win EPL
Arsenal win FA
City win COC
Utd win Community Shield
Chelsea win mind games
And everyone go home happy
I woke up just so that I can watch this game. So far, nothing useful. 24 minutes of my sleep wasted.
Trying to beat my high score of 3 on Flappy Bird. Fucking silly game. Stuck and frustrated.
When you have a governor like mine, you can collapse when you scroll through Dr Alfred Mutua's FB page. ION, I find this game boring.
I had not planned to watch this game but since I finished my reading earlier, why not? #MUFC
Won't watch that #United game. No need to miss sleep for nothing. All the best anyway.
RT @ianwaweru: Still strong on MUFC support but it is becoming increasingly difficult to watch a 90 min game. #Torture #GGMU
Boss, aibu ndogo ndogo utaacha "@ThatguyDavy: Carl Zeis cameras of upto 41mp but no Instagram. Damn! Lumia need to step up their game."
Back to my Hostages. Watching this game is in vain. These cunts won't lose.
Hostages. Sleep. Hostages. Work. Hostages. Balon D'Or. Hostages. Arsenal game. Hostages. Sleep. Hostages. Work. I'm a hostage, I think.
"Yahoo should acquire the Miley Cyrus Game Puzzle." LOOOOL. Best comment I've read on the interwebs today.
RT @AndrewUnited7: Our new year Resolution in 2013 is to lose all the remaining games . GGMU
RT @UberFotbalFacts: David Moyes' first 31 games as Man Utd boss:
Sir Alex Ferguson's first 31 games:
Ignored the MUFC game last night and watched Hostages instead. Seems it was a good idea after all. Poor United
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