Things Fall Apart. 2013 edition. Revised in 2014. Author: David Moyes. Glazer Publishing House.
Leaving the house with 61% as my battery level. I better not come back disappointed.
That moment when you want to leave the house then some Imagine Dragons song starts playing. Yep, town can wait.
LOL "@MrEricWainaina: @echenze that awkward moment a Saf ad comes up and everyone in the house looks at you."
"@stinsonsays: true friendship is when you walk into their house and your wifi connects automatically"
RT @FoolishAssNigga: DARKSKIN NIGGAS WILL STEAL YOUR DOG AND WAIT FOR YOU TO POST A REWARD THEN BRING IT TO YOUR HOUSE TO GET THE REWARD MONEY
You know I'm not leaving the house soon when I play the first Imagine Dragons song. I have to finish the whole album, no matter what.
RT @Thegooglefactz: If you lost an Android phone in your house and it's on vibrate, you can find it by going to Google Play>Android device manager>'Ring'
Huh? "@kiech_: You marry a lightskin lady unafeel ka houseboy.. you marry a darkskin lady, you feel like a father in the house"
Over the last five years, I think I've read over 5 memoirs from backbenchers in the House of Commons. People who care about their people.
Whatever you do just make sure you have no business that requires your physical presence at Electricity House, Mombasa. The damn queue.
RT @The_Mentalyst: Do houseflies ever leave the house?
If they do, what do we call them?
"@m4tt: So la da di da di, we like to party,
Dancing with Matt B,
Doing whatever we want
This is our house." lol
RT @UberFacts: In Switzerland, you can rent fake police cars to park near your house so burglars stay away.
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