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Lesson: Don't take selfies with a borrowed (and loaded) gun if you want to live long enough to take one with Jesus
RT @YakatakSoccer: Spain didn't take Jesus Navas to the World Cup but took 10 central midfielders. That tells you all you need to know.
Finally I have at least four hours to idle around. What should I do and what comes first? Jesus!
MTV Base Top 20: Kanye West. I got pumped up seeing Jesus Walks. That is the good old Kanye not the Yeezus one.
But they're Devils "@der_o_: They need Jesus RT @Nel_kimz: Pray For ManUtd!!"
RT @causticbob: Sign by a road outside a church: Honk if you love Jesus. Grafitti added below: Text while driving if you wish to meet Him.
"@TheeJuror: Police and military engaging in robbery incidences.
Who will save us?" Jesus
Meanwhile, where they are able to access GP devices, they're sold out. Didn't take an hour. Jesus!
Note 3's camera app is a huge 88.43 MB. Jesus! Managed to get it to the S4 using the newly discovered hack. Slo-mo video recording at 60fps!
RT @Liyan55: Some religious leaders at the coast want the Government to issue them with guns...and Jesus will come like a thief, si they'll shoot him?
RT @iChiefDiplomat: Pellegrini has a Jesus at the club, but I wonder why he's still using Joe Hart to save.
Be very afraid of women who always find a way of dragging Jesus into your conversations with them; like you're a disciple or something.
RT @_Kaana_: Jesus stayed 33 years without sex, what is dry spell?
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