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If they were all Kenyans, buyers of the iPhone 5c would be ardent fans of Teacher Wanjiku's dead show.
Treat kwa cake shop? You're a Kenyan? "@tanierii: Ruaka has pathetic cake shops smh.
Hata huwezi peleka mtu for a treat.
Nyama na pombe tu"
RT @pmusesya: UoN should just enroll in GSU. All that energy should be used to protect the lives of Kenyans
RT @254_007: you pretentious pricks who think equity is only for third rate kenyans...guess who American Express are partnering with for the EA region?
RT @Ntongai_: Kenyans will go on their knees begging for complimentary tickets to a Sh. 2500 event, but spend 10k on drinks once they get in.
RT @Kyalo254: Goodnight Kenyans.If you Mpesa balance is less than your no. Of tweets.Lala mapema kesho by six ukuwe industrial area.
That's like every Kenyan who has a phone "@chalis_lokong: I hate people who call and the first thing they ask is where you're"
RT @roomthinker: Our narrative as Kenyans when it comes to results needs to shift from "at least we tried / are not like ABC" to "that is unacceptable"
RT @iFortknox: Kenyans who couldn't afford STB by December 26th will now be able to afford them in 45 days. Fantastic.
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