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“RT @kipmurkomen: Kila mtu atauchukua mzigo wake mwenyewe na kila mtu atatoa habari zake mwenyewe mbele za mungu siku hiyo inakuja!”

“Smh "@Ronnie_KE: My phone also went into airplane mode one hour after it left my pocket in githurai na huskii nikisumbua mtu."”

“Kuna mtu amenunua S4 fake. Ameambiwa box ya hiyo phone inakaa packet ya maziwa. When did trolls permeate our forums?”

“RT @Osonkoh: HAHAHA "@Mwass_: Kitu hamjawahi sema ni, kinyozi ya 500 after kunyolewa mtu hupakwa spirit ya kawaida ama jameson?"”

“Standards buda, play along "@LeonDeCow: Mara double decker,mara bedsitter,mara kurent nyumba si kila mtu aishi maisha yake."”

“RT @kijanafulani: Sasa bloggers waliiba (aggregate) content ya KOT, even the creative guys stopped churning great tweets! Sasa kila mtu ni fan wa futa..”

“Hizi mtu anatoa wapi Moi? "@Jayriq: The most important ingredient of any software development is the endless coffee and pizza."”

“RT @iTanzania_i: Mtu una degree miaka mitano unalalamika hakuna ajira.. Heka moja ya ardhi inatoa milioni 6 kwa miezi mitatu ukipanda nyanya...”

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"@_stino_: meanwhile mtu anipatie site poa ya kudownload movies msianze ujinga ati pornhub"

“Treat kwa cake shop? You're a Kenyan? "@tanierii: Ruaka has pathetic cake shops smh.
Hata huwezi peleka mtu for a treat.
Nyama na pombe tu"”

“Uko hapa unatweet #KOTstandards ati watu lazima waende Mombasa kwa ndege na wewe ni mtu wa Prestige shuttle ya Kisii. Tulia”

“Ona mtu anaincite "@Imuteshi: @kenbonyo @nyambeezy Larry bure kabsa"”

“Na hii Blacklist kila mtu anaona na mimi sijaona. I have enough ROMs to download so itangoja. January torrents.”

“Or just a better planner "@Gishuvski: Ukiona mtu anakula nyamachoma 20th either ni mwizi, babake ni politician ama ako na sugarmummy.."”

“HEAR! HEAR! "@Lee_TheSid: Na mtu asisemee ati we're top of the table. We lost the match and 3 points. Being top doesn't matter"”

“Kuna ubaya? hehe "@Double_G_TV: Lol! U guy, naskia u used to lead church service back in highschool??!! @echenze mtu Reverend Chenze!"”

“RT @masaku_: Kwa wedding, priest atauliza ka kuna mtu anapinga harusi ucheki mtu amechomoa screenshots”

“"@Stan_Subru: Mi nikiwa goalkeeper alafu.mtu amenyoa kama welbeck anifunge naenda kwa Insurance naclaim compensation" lol”

“"@Edu_exe: 100k is worth S3 plus Note 10.1" bana. Then mtu anaiwaste on an extra row of app icons. Sad”

“"@masaku_: Ukisema twitpic your phone saa hii utabaki na mtu kumi kwa TL." Lol”

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