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Oh so some United fans know what it feels like to wear the United jersey unlike the players... That's fucking genius!
RT @iFootball_: Man Utd players injured:
Obsessed with United "@sickolia_: Which Player is curving United today?"
RT @GNev2: So AVB gone now! Had to incorporate 7 new players which takes TIME/ TIME/ TIME! Rubbish! Let him finish his work!!
RT @InfostradaLive: Paulinho became the 5th player to receive a red card for a foul on Luis Suarez. No player caused more PL red cards since he joined Liverpool
RT @ThatguyDavy: Citeh is that team that makes you want to trace where all their players live and carefully set landmines outside their houses.
We might as well ask for those wooden carvings Arsene Wenger buys for Arsenal players at the end of each season as trophies. We're done for.
Former Spurs players: Ledley King, David Ginola, Teddy Sheringham (later a #United great) & Jurgen Klinsmann. Wow
"@lemanxq: Wenger bought a world class player Ozil, but Moyes bought MANYWELE." True, from a #United fan.
RT @RedDevilsDaily: Manchester United players will wear black armbands tonight in memory of former player Bill Foulkes..
Sir Alex can get the most from the current crop of players. Moyes can't even get a definite first eleven.
Hahahaha #win "@BasketMouth_: Instead of Training Yesterday, MUFC players were busy Downloading BBM on android."
Time to buy new players. Howard Webb had outlived his usefulness.
RT @Squawka: Wayne Rooney is now only the 4th player ever in Man Utd's history to score 200 goals or more for the club. Rowley, Law & Charlton the others
RT @FootballFunnys: Wayne Rooney scores his 200th goal for Man United! Also has the most goals by an Englishman in Europe (29). What a player.
RT @KulaMoto: LOL Moyes scouts players using a pinhole camera as well
RT @FootballFact101: Manchester United confirm that 3 men (imposters) attempted to negotiate a deal to sign Athletic Bilboa player Ander Herrera on their behalf.
"@unitedrant: Thinking of taking up a new sport. Fax trolling. Will send random bids for random players by fax to every club in Europe." LOL
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