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LOL "@AbuyasLife: I never realized until today that Tom Mboya's assassination happened on the same day I last had sex."
Hahahaha. I read about it "@GiddyLfc: My governor only fucks his deputy,it is as if sex was discovered after they were elected."
RT @_Kaana_: Jesus stayed 33 years without sex, what is dry spell?
RT @misskoskey: A man who knows he is good looking n still chooses to treat ladies with respect because he knows what he wants is beyond random sex >>>
RT @thegooglefact: A study showed having sex is one of the best things you can do to make boring days better. Others are watching TV or eating chocolate
"@UberFacts: Studies show that sex helps you live longer, makes you smarter and prevents depression." Ok, how long till I become dumb?
RT @stinsonsays: Girls complain about guys using them for sex...sex is awesome...start complaining when we start using you for laundry or a human shield.
"Programming is like sex; one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life." ;)
???? RT @juvemfyamest: Ten Kenyatta University students expelled for having group sex at the hostel <---- is this true??
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