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Twitter / beershara: Did the ban on sex before matches ...

Twitter / beershara: Did the ban on sex before matches ...

RT @beershara: Did the ban on sex before matches apply to food as well?

“#MEX coach Miguel Herrera banned his players from having sex, eating beef and drinking alcohol throughout the #WorldCup”

“"Everything in life is about sex; except sex. Sex is about power." - Francis J. Underwood #HouseOfCards”

Record your sex with Google Glass

Record your sex with Google Glass

SMH "@kachwanya: You can improve your sex life by recording it with Google Glass

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“Ala! "@UberFacts: On average, undergraduate students who major in economics have more sex partners than those studying any other subject."”

“Hahahaha "@mykeizme_: Especially when you can't get it "@Rontich: Birthday Sex is overrated btw.""”

“LOL "@AbuyasLife: I never realized until today that Tom Mboya's assassination happened on the same day I last had sex."”

“Hahahaha. I read about it "@GiddyLfc: My governor only fucks his deputy,it is as if sex was discovered after they were elected."”

“Cc KWS, @PoliceKE RT @Demutumad Na gazelle,, hiyo stuff ni fine. "@Jooels: Ka kuna mnyama naeza sex thn ni zebra,animal got fine ass"”

“RT @_Kaana_: Jesus stayed 33 years without sex, what is dry spell?”

“RT @misskoskey: A man who knows he is good looking n still chooses to treat ladies with respect because he knows what he wants is beyond random sex >>>”

“RT @thegooglefact: A study showed having sex is one of the best things you can do to make boring days better. Others are watching TV or eating chocolate”

“"@UberFacts: Studies show that sex helps you live longer, makes you smarter and prevents depression." Ok, how long till I become dumb?”

Villagers told to avoid sex with wizards

Villagers told to avoid sex with wizards

"@dailynation: Villagers told to avoid sex with wizards #Kilifi" SMH. My county has serious issues

“RT @stinsonsays: Girls complain about guys using them for sex...sex is awesome...start complaining when we start using you for laundry or a human shield.”

“The comments on that sex school article. Hahaha.”

World's first sex school opens in Vienna

World's first sex school opens in Vienna

Kenyans! Someone asks if there's a scholarship to attend this school. SMH >> World's first sex school opens in Vienna

NSFW: Vibrating Underwear For Phone Sex

NSFW: Vibrating Underwear For Phone Sex

There's a better way to do phone sex now: using vibrating underwear and an app, you can "touch" each other

“"Programming is like sex; one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life." ;)”

Silicon Valley's other entrepreneurs: Sex workers

Silicon Valley's other entrepreneurs: Sex workers

Everything is digital hehe » Silicon Valley's other entrepreneurs: Sex workers

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