Next, you'll be asked to connect with Twitter. Rest assured, we will never send a tweet from your account without your permission.
RT @UberFacts: People who use Twitter are also more likely to give themselves an orgasm once a day than those who do not.
Your girlfriend finally left? "@AbuyasLife: Are we weird twitter?
We are, aren't we?
"@joseh_254: twitter for android version 4 & 5 is shit" depends which phone you're using. Pizza will taste bad when served on a clay plate.
MUFC is happening tonight. I guess that is what the Twitter wanted to hear.
The White House has one hell of a nice Instagram feed. Superb photos. Can't we have State House join IG too instead of more Twitter accs?
Will wait for the YouTube upload where I can skip to the part where Itumbi explains the reasons behind 999 govt Twitter handles.
Before Twitter, how were people showing off? It's not like you could add hashtags and emojis to your grade cows.
Hii haikuwa Concours. Vroom "@Tichaade: Kuna watu hungoja WiFi ya ofisi ndo watweet . Hawako twitter weekends na holidays ."
Actually upscale music gigs suck. Just a huge crowd sending hashtags to Twitter and Instagram during the event.
RT @kevoice_: Twitter has become too commercialised, it's losing its creativity & finesse. You tweet a joke & squeeze a brand inside the joke.
Just by checking my Instagram feed I can see it, si watu wanakulana hii Twitter. Wah!
I think the guy who runs MUFC's Twitter acc is the same one who runs LG East Africa's. Confused. How do you retweet Piers Morgan?
Before you take to Twitter and tag me in your ignorant tweets about what Android (the OS, apps...) can & cannot do, do your h/work. Research
People who keep inviting me to Twitter using my official email address, what's wrong with you?
Know what really sucks on Twitter and anywhere on the internet? Blind, very blind fanboys & armchair cheerleaders. Alright we get it, so?
RT @njiiru: The government has many twitter handles but can't even handle kenyans problems.
THIS - - - > "@denniskioko: We will only have bigwigs the day you see a random Twitter handle on a matatu."
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