Next, you'll be asked to connect with Twitter. Rest assured, we will never send a tweet from your account without your permission.
RT @AbuyasLife: Twitter may be selfish and obsessive, but not as selfish or obsessive as reading can be. Reading has awesome power that Twitter does not.
RT @irynmo: Everytime I eat managu I remember twitter standards say traditional vegies are for the poor. I can live with that. Haha.
Who else got the new Twitter (web) rolled out to them yesterday?
RT @Dee_spicable: If Twitter in 2013 has taught me anything, it's that we are so ready to share what makes you fit in, rather than what makes you stand out
RT @Dee_spicable: And I'm sick of this lightskin vs darkskin bullshit. You are a person let your deeds and heart speak before anyone on twitter can judge you
RT @luhazwa: You complain about Kenya Power on twitter, they ask for your account number then they tweet to the whole world how much you owe them.
What I'll remember about my 2013 on Twitter most is that it was the first year (of four) that somebody subarud me with real gusto. Records
"Sticks and stones may break bones, but words on Twitter can hurt you." The tyranny of one wrong tweet
RT @gitts: Twitter has made companies up their customer service game
RT @UberFacts: People who use Twitter are also more likely to give themselves an orgasm once a day than those who do not.
Your girlfriend finally left? "@AbuyasLife: Are we weird twitter?
We are, aren't we?
"@joseh_254: twitter for android version 4 & 5 is shit" depends which phone you're using. Pizza will taste bad when served on a clay plate.
MUFC is happening tonight. I guess that is what the Twitter wanted to hear.
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