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Looks like I'll be watching the #United game from the office. :-(
Won't watch that #United game. No need to miss sleep for nothing. All the best anyway.
RT @FunnyFootballll: Samuel Eto'o is the first Chelsea player to score a hat-trick against United since 1954.
David Moyes breaks another record!
And I had planned to wear my #United jersey to our team building. Change of plans. Will wear the Madrid one instead.
RT @UnitedsRedArmy: The real trouble is we have no one to bring on to change the game, this is it #UNITED
Steve Bartram is easily my most favourite football writer. The articles he pens on the United site and in the magazine are super.
I got to admit that the Arsenal website looks much better than the #United site.
RT @Viva_United7: United should just announce the signing of a CM now to steal all the limelight.
So you're becoming a #United fan now? "@p_kitoto At times one makes right decisions at times you have to make decisions right."
RT @BobChifu: United haven't won a single match in 2014. #MoyesForLife #MoyesYouLegend
Ignored the MUFC game last night and watched Hostages instead. Seems it was a good idea after all. Poor United
Oh so some United fans know what it feels like to wear the United jersey unlike the players... That's fucking genius!
RT @ThatBoyGiggsy: Arsenal fans are having a lot of fun over United's misery, but they'll go through the same when Wenger steps down. Maybe even worse.
RT @Lizutd: I am a United fan...but right now..
It is more enjoyable watching Miley Cyrus twerk than watching my beloved United play. It is that bad.
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