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RT @wordsmithwesson: How to Lose a Dead Guy in 10 Days. #addawordruinamovie
I just learned how to pronounce @chrisguillebeau's name yesterday. Hint: It's not "steev-en-sun"
Nobody from the @IndianaFever Inferno knows how to throw a damn t-shirt. Have yet to see one clear the 5th row. #fever
Just got spam that said "scientists have figured out how to get chicks into bed." Yeah, right. They're friggin' scientists! #AintGonnaHappen
There's no wind to clear away the smoke, so the fireworks are looking like the final battle in How To Train Your Dragon.
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