Eric Mortensen

“Not sure of the latin for "Do no harm, unless it's on TV" but it seems that's what Dr. Drew learned at Hollywood Upstairs Medical College.”

“Dear Harvard/Princeton/etc. graduates: Full grown adults with real lives want to hear a LOT less about your college than you think they do.”

“Bewildered by fanatical devotion to sports. More bewildered by fanatical devotion to college. Obviously don't understand the Paterno cult.”

“Funny thing about Facebook is they can't quite ditch the college thing.They're SO sure I desperately way 2 tell people where I went 2 school”