Eric Mortensen

“Life: sometimes rough, usually worth the trouble, often good.”

“RT @BorowitzReport: Jeremy Lin may be the first person with an economics degree from Harvard who is doing something positive with his life.”

“Dear Harvard/Princeton/etc. graduates: Full grown adults with real lives want to hear a LOT less about your college than you think they do.”

“RT @iamcolinquinn: What is a life worth if you can't look back and say I've set a few fires, I've broken into places, harmed some innocent people and wildlife?”

“RT @scullymike: Slowly realizing I may have wasted my mid-life crisis on drum lessons.”

“I spent almost an entire day editing a single spreadsheet, today. What has my life become? It was full of awesome stuff, but still.”

“@dj_moni How's life in LA?”

“@carrieryan Baxter is currently wigged out by us packing our life into boxes for the new apartment. Will snap a pitiful pic for you.”