Eric Mortensen

“Favstar.fm is helpful in reminding me that Twitter folks love marginally funny sexist cliches.”

“Web series frequently fail to credit their cast/crew on their site/fb/twitter. They aren't making much $. Shouldn't they get credit?”

“I mocked the Twitter kiddies who don't know who Paul McCartney is on a Digital Hollywood panel today.”

“I've been on Twitter for 5 years. I distinctly remember disliking it and deliberately not signing up. Obviously, I was wrong.”

“Seems like a lot of social apps request access to your Twitter stream, then "pivot" and become a marketing company. #icky”

“The most important thing any Twitter user can do when a celebrity dies is tell other Twitter users how they should/shouldn't feel about it.”

“@stevelambert @jackomo Why seek out a friend, when you can just get unsolicited advice from people on Twitter?”

“@BBwerner If it's good enough, Twitter will buy it and ruin it!”

“I didn't watch the game. I didn't see the ads. Everyone on Twitter talked nonstop about Madonna.”

“RT @Pres_Bartlet: You know, your Congressman probably doesn't see your facebook photo or twitter avatar, so you should still give them a call.”

“Lots of #webseries seem to spend a lot of time following spammers & other irrelevant accounts en masse on Twitter. #WasteOfTime”

“I wonder if that's the first time anyone's said "bang tango" on Twitter.”

“Was kinda nice to not look at Tumblr/Facebook/Twitter/etc. for six days.”

“RT @AntDeRosa: Is it just me or has Twitter eliminated custom URL shortening entirely? I see nothing but t.co all over no matter what you use.”

“Facebook is trying to be everything.Twitter is trying to be the best Twitter it can be.Google want to sell you to advertisers.#imwithtwitter”

“"Twitter is the new heckling." - @lisalampanelli on @WTFPod #technologyenablesjerks”

“RT @katefarina: I'm unfollowing corporate accounts and following individuals who work at interesting companies. That's what twitter SHOULD be about, right?”

“Trying to keep up w/ the pace of Twitter will stunt your growth. Stop and think before you type. Understand yourself, first. Then publish.”

“OK Twitter. That was fun. See ya next time something blows up!”